Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm BBQ. Nothing beats Missouri bbq.

 

is this accurate? or do you seek something special?

i am geographically ignorant.... google may lie...

 

 

but i keep looking until you satisfied.

 

 

 

i love to feed the humans

(a little OCD here, scuse me, i'll stop after this one)

 

 

*prepares to slaughter animal of your choosing and bbq it any way you want, serve it with any sides you like, and provide large quantities of chosen beverage*

 

srsly, when humans come to my house i cook enough for 2 armies cause i can't stop. and then i make them take it all away.

(a little OCD here, scuse me, i'll stop after this one)

 

 

 

Is sweet potato fries regional?

to your region? i wouldn;t know. we have them here.

 

 

to your region? i wouldn;t know. we have them here.

 

 

 

Then I wouldn't guess they are then.

i just went with what google said. i've never been there.

 

 

on further research, it appears sweet potato fries would be regional to the south in general, cause they don't grow well in the north.

 

but they're good so we ship em up here and fry em. not as common here as there most likely.

 

... unless i missed some sarcasm. i can never tell in print.

Dang Yankees importing everything good from the South. I bet ya'll claim to have good sweet tea too.

nah, all we have is the swamp water they sell at mcdonalds. i drink unsweetened tea. lemon's nice. JDs better.

Tennessee Tea is pretty good. It is one of the "allowable" mixes.

it sounds nice.

 

we have something called long island iced tea. which i don't think has any tea in it, but tastes like it does. has something like 5 shots of liquor though. more if the bartender's feeling evil it's good.

 

 

1 part vodka

1 part tequila

1 part rum

1 part gin

1 part triple sec

1 1/2 parts sweet and sour mix

1 splash Coca-Cola®

 

 

most of em skip the sour mix i think.

not too far off from the tennessee tea recipe, is it?

 

 

well, except several times the alcohol. but it's meant to get girls drunk.