not your first order of protection, is it?

And it won't be my last

Why is it the only welcome thread that I start is the only one that doesn't get spammed? Is God not just?!

 

I usually just throw a dice. And then I laugh.

 

tina!

 

it's ok, des, tina's here.

*hurtles in hurriedly wiping the last crumbs from an apple pie stolen off the windowsill off her hands* Here I am! *pounces on the tainties*

 

Thanks for the welcomes everybody!!! I can see I'm gonna like this place :bigevilgrinlacedwithapplepiecrumbs:

 

P.s. Oh and Des, could you explain why the window of my room is blown to smithereens? Any ideas?

 

P.p.s. WHERE ARE THOSE BROWNIES!?????

 

here, all you want, welcome!

I donmph*chewing* know *swallowing* where they went. They were right there just a minute ago.

tina!

 

it's ok, des, tina's here.

 

 

*hurtles in hurriedly wiping the last crumbs from an apple pie stolen off the windowsill off her hands* Here I am! *pounces on the tainties*

 

Thanks for the welcomes everybody!!! I can see I'm gonna like this place :bigevilgrinlacedwithapplepiecrumbs:

 

P.s. Oh and Des, could you explain why the window of my room is blown to smithereens? Any ideas?

 

P.p.s. WHERE ARE THOSE BROWNIES!?????

 

 

I think you will fit in.

 

Brownies? *points to Turin and sneaks away with a plate*

*looks around fr Brownies. sees Tina* glad you here with us Nyanna.*sneaks after Tina*

*throws a brownie to Turin*

 

Catch it!

*steals a brownie from Tina's plate while she is throwing brownies at Turin*

*throws a brownie to Turin*

 

Catch it!

Got it. thanks.

'k, that's done. i need something taintier than a brownie. and i think windy needs a fifth of stoli. and a medal.

 

s'all clear now, tho.

Stoli is nice, especially out of the freezer.

so thick and syrupy. i miss my liver.

Why, where did it go???

 

*starts searching for cindy's liver under the couch*

it's still here, but unrecognizeable from the halcyon days of its youth. it no longer enjoys the sweet, sweet poison of the alcohol.

 

save your liver. you might still want it when you're old.

no longer enjoys or no longer functions at all? Sorry, im just nosy like that...

functions, but will not for long with further stressors. the enjoyment is lessened with the reduced ability to transmute the poison into the water of life. or some other mixed metaphor, sorry, brain's a bit wonked, too.

Why, where did it go???

 

*starts searching for cindy's liver under the couch*

How does everyhing end up under or behind the couch?

It´s the gremlins.

Belated welcome to the BT, Nyanna!

 

Do you like Hobbits?

 

If you do, why not try some Hobbit stew, brought to you by yours truly? >.>

Gremlins? better than Nargles I suppose. How do you get rid of gremlins again? balfire? call IT?

No, don't call IT. No matter what you may think, we do not have a magic wand that we can wave and solve all of your problems. We wish we did.

from yahoo answers, this was number 2.

 

"Ah yes, gremlins are a growing problem in this day and age and no one really knows what to do with the little pests. Numerous studies have been conducted on them and what research turns up is that they are pack creatures, however packs only consist of no more than four because of the gremlins love to fight and ruin things. If you're not careful, they can get into your home and eat your pants. Try luring them away with a big bowl of tomato paste, then when they take the bait quickly chase after them yelling "I'M GEORGE W BUSH!!!" As gremlins are scared of past world leaders. That should solve your problem."