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I used to work for this gynecologist and one day I told him that I finally understood why all of his kids were adopted. He looked at me funny, so I told him that my husband is a carpenter and the last thing my husband wants to do after working on houses all day is come home and work on our house. He still didn't understand...

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Could you imagine him asking his wife to explain the joke to him? biggrin.gif

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Wealthy yes, five adopted children though. There wasn't any medical necessity for that according to his wife.

 

Women...never marry a gynecologist!

Like only getting pets from the pound? from Rhea's perspective it didn't seem like wife was happy about it.( not trying to put words in anyone's mouth. just my opinion)

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she did! i haven't seen them in years but I understand they are no longer together. i can't imagine why...

 

i have a friend who's husband is a mechanic and their cars are all run down. same as a friend of mine who's husband is a computer tech...she can't get him to fix her computer.

my mom married a mechanic, and her cars are doing very well. and though i do not want to hear of it... at 73 and 64, they... well. they're very happy together and i wish they'd stop telling me why.

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that's great!

 

I'm sure there are a lot of tainty reasons for their happy marriage Cindy. LOL

 

i just love funny life situations though.

 

Turin...you were going to be a gynecologist?

No. It was just the Taint talking. I remember seeing an add for a new show. The lady was trying to reconnect with old boyfriends. She went to see one that was a gynecologist. He didn't remember her until he was examining her. Then it was oh, now I remember!

Her look of mortification is classic. :myrddraal:

 

If I would have had the patience to study and become a doctor it would have been ortho or pediatrics. No way though.

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IF...if i ever finish school I will be a nurse practitioner. No way I'd ever be a doctor. They work too much. Im lazy!

Nurse practioner is a good way to help people. many work in the office I see my doctor. They do just as good a job as most doctors.

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sometimes I think I would have been better off being a computer nerd. As much time as I spend on them it wouldn't be hard!

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