I. Hate. SANDFLIES!!!!!

 

And the internet connection. Maybe I should sweet-talk the laptop instead of threatening and slapping it behind the speakers alla time?? :dubious:

The guy who had a locker next to me in jr. high hated on it all of the time because it never opened for him. He hit it and called it stuff.

 

Then one day, he decided to change tactics. He petted it and told it that he loved it... And it opened on the first try :P

 

Perhaps it's worth a shot ;P

 

Then one day, he decided to change tactics. He petted it and told it that he loved it... And it opened on the first try :P

 

Perhaps it's worth a shot ;P

 

I think at that point he just lost it lol.

I witnessed it :P and was actually the one to suggest (jokingly) that he should try being nice to it :P

i am a firm believer in get a bigger hammer. that usually works for mine.

..... um. yeah.

That works too :)

Yeah Nya, maybe you should just stop hating and start loving :P

if sandflies are anything like sandfleas, you should not start loving anywhere near them.

Our DVD only works when my daughter yells at it...

The copier gave my battle wounds today. I wasn't printing, but I was sent to fix it. It burnt me and scratched me. And there are yellow jackets in the office - I'm allergic! Woo!

The only thing to do with copiers is to worship them or be very firm. Balefire works too, of course.

I think we are to Balefire!

Or kicking, lots and lots of kicking.

But remember to wear the right shoes then...

I have on big boots today. :)

Great.

The copier on the 3rd floor is insane. It just jumped out the window.

hahaha sounds like plan

DEATH TO COPIERS

Whoa...so there's a whole lot of appliances that are refusing to serve like they should...

 

 

CONSPIRACY OF THE DOMESTIC DEVICES!!! CRUSH THEM!!! Err,ahem.

 

 

p.s. Sandflies are tiny, but appearances deceive...they itch like MAD!

Glad that is only a replica...I couldn't bring myself to posta photo of a real one of those little suckers... *shudder*

 

 

If you ever decide to come to New Zealand - bring protection. Everything from sandfly-repellant to Mediavel armor. And flame throwers, as they converge in vast thick clouds! Ooooo I should try that...

 

On another note, would you believe that killing them is actually illegal? Because they're native lol...but NO ONE observes that law, I doubt even the person who invented it...

Illegal to kill pests? that's just not right.

 

Note to self: pack armor and flamethrower for trip to NZ.

there are protected psts here, but i never met an exterminator who couldn't get around that.

 

um, do sandflies burrow into your skin like sandfleas?

 

cause... that's realy not cool, and worth going to jail for ridding humanity of few.

I'm assuming they find a way into your house no matter what you do?