That's right, a new Trolloc has been unleashed on the world. Everybody please now climb into the pretty cookpot for leelou. kthxbai

*stabs in welcome*

 

Glad you found your home, Leelou. *stabs*

Leelou!

 

Welcome! *stabs*

Thank you everyone!

 

*stabs all around*

*climbs in the cookpot*

 

Wait a minute. What am I doing following orders?

 

*does not climb in the cookpot, then stuffs Verbal and cindy in*

 

Welcome leelou! May you find water and shade.

 

That water and shade is mine by the way

*enjoys the hot-tub*

 

*stabs drek for the insult to verbal, but doesn't let him foul the water*

 

it'll be a dry roast for you this time i think...

Hey welcome Leelou!! Let me know if you need anything as you settle in. Mainly I can supply vodka so if you keep your requests to that, we'll be fine :)

 

Drekka only thinks the water in the hot tub is his because he had an accident in it, and now it smells like him!

 

:D

Usually I initially radiate disgust and rejection towards new SS members.

 

But you are special. So I will accept you to my bosom! ^_^

 

 

 

 

Nyn

you kind of have to expect that in hot tubs. it's why they put noxious chemicals in them.

Nyn!! ^_^ <3

 

Aust, do you make jello shots with vodka?

Drekka only thinks the water in the hot tub is his because he had an accident in it, and now it smells like him!

 

:D

 

Oh that wasnt an accident, trust

..... you were much less evil before.

 

*stabs the creepiness out of you*

Nyn!! ^_^ <3

 

Aust, do you make jello shots with vodka?

 

Oh not only do I make jello shots with vodka, I make shallow swimming pools full of jello vodka in which I host epic jello wrestling contests!! :D

 

Cindy, I don't think there are chemicals potent enough to take care of the stuff that comes out of Drekka (he is a trollock after all ). And Drekka, you can't pretend that incontinence is purposeful, but given that you use your condition to spread chaotic and virulent plagues I'll give you a pass this time ;)

 

See how much fun we are Leelou?? :D

Woohoo!!

you've convinced me. i'm bathing in vodka from now on.

 

but no jello. what is it with kids and ruining perfectly lovely liquor with nasty sugary yech?

 

drink it straight or stick to soda. srsly.

Vodka soda is my drInk (i knew when i first saw you that you had good taste!) but you have to admit that nothing quite compares with a good old wrestle in a pool of vodka jello!

vodka vodka is preferred. the wrestling follows the vodka naturally without the messy cleanup required of jello.

Its rum and always rum and on rare occasion TQ. so there *Stabs everyone with his new shiny dagger*

TQ is always first choice, of course. *stabs in agreement*

and by rum you mean 151, i hope. *prepares to stab in disagreement*

JAMESON! \m/

 

 

 

 

Nyn

Congratulations, leelou!!!!!

*stabsstabsstabsssstabsstabsstabs leelou with my very cool dagger awarded to me by the Mistress of Daggers, Amadine*

Lily's stomach and TQ are not friends, unless it's disguised in a nice margarita, preferably strawberry or peach.

Oh, it's so cute.

 

*wipes a tear of blood*