welcome to our nightmare!

 

enjoy the brownises, they're always free.

please tell us about yourself, why you came to DM, and why you came to the tower, and any other random bits of madness you think of.

 

fear noone and nothing, you are among friends.

Welcome! You will love the BT! The taint brownies are yummy. Nom nom nom

and terrifically tainted. your mental status exam should drop by 15 points by the third one.

Welcome to the Black Tower. It´s always nice to see new people in here. I´m the Faction Leader of the Shadow and if you have any questions please come to me.

and a goddess. be aware, and be honored.

Welcome Al. good to see you here in the Black Tower. Enjoy your descent into madness. Have another Brownie. They are fortified with vitamins minerals and extra Taint.

 

I am a storm leader of the Shadow faction. I would also be more than happy to answer any questions you may have.

who replaced the hallucinagens with vitamins and minerals? honestly, turin, if you're going to improvise on the recipe, i'm not letting you bake anymore.

Cost cuts everywhere :(

Welcoomee brooooosef

Cost cuts everywhere :(

 

 

no worries. i will not skimp on quality.

 

all brownies have been rebaked and protected.

 

no nutritive value. all taint and madness and evil deliciousness only.

 

turin is out of the kitchen.

Yes, I don´t know why he ran away from my kitchen.

i'm sending him back to scrub for you. he's a fine scullion, but needs the discipline that only you can provide.

Right. He should know his place by now.

i trust you completely with his care and handling.

 

you see the kind of love and attention we give to each individual here in your new home, al caldazar. we are here to make you happy.

Welcome! Enjoy the madness:-) Brownie? *offers tainted brownies*

now those are good brownies.

Welcome.

 

I'd say: Enjoy the Taint and spam around.

 

*snatches a Tainted Brownie*

no need to grab, but if it makes it taste better, go ahead with your bad self.

Welcome to the Tainty Tower!

Yay! I can get back to what I do best, Tina's dishes.

love a man who knows where he's happy.

You love Turin?

 

I feel sorry for you, Turin.

*kidnaps Turin to the Battle Grounds*

Edited October 31, 201114 yr by Leyrann

i love everyone, ley. just like god.