So about once, sometimes twice, a week I get these terrifying zombie dreams. I wake up in cold sweats and I think oh em gee I hope I'm not psychopsychic or anything. Because a zombiepocalypse would be horrible. And it's so weird because it's all the time now. I have a friend who actually keeps an "in case of zombiepocalypse" duffel bag in her car.

 

What would everyone do in case of zombiepocalypse? What would be you best strategy to stay alive and such?

 

Go.

i'd join them as soon as possible. the mafs was explained to me, and it's no win against the zombies, cause of the predator to prey ratio.

I'm going to my friend Brad's. He practically has a gun shop at his house, they are out in the middle of nowhere and I already told him I'm going there in case of zombies. :p

i guess the neighbors would hold them off for a while... bruce and george have lots of ammo.

 

but in the long run there's no hope.

Well I do live on a military base so I think I'd be safe for awhile. I just don't really trust human kind in general, so I think we'd be screwed even if zombies didn't get the majority of people. Everyone would go completely nuts. There'd be no way government would stand a chance without severe military intervention. It'd just suck all around.

i'm more concerned with the plagues.

 

 

I'd also want this guy with me<3:

 

i think i'd take whoever was handy at that point.

this one'd be nice tho.

 

I'm looking for a uninhabited but habitable island. Robinson Crusoe sounds better than lunch buffet.

how do you get there alone and unaided/infested?

 

but yeah, i'd always pick uninhabited island over anything ever.

 

over this right here right now for sure.

I got a little bit of weaponry and it's not too far to the ocean from here. A lot of potential problems tho.

it's way far from the ocean here. and... can't zombies boat and swim?

i don't know about swim or float, maybe walk on bottom. but they would have no intelligence to operate the boat.

alligators can ride currents. or maybe that's crocs...

 

either way, how much intelligence does it take?

depends on the boat. sailing requires motor contro that zombies don't appear to have. power boat just needs ateering and fuel. worst case scenario might be for the zombies to infect the ocean critters. Can you say zombie sharks? or crabs?

so a life alone on an island with minimal respurces and no company... awaiting the inevitable random zombie floating on a log?

I woulda tried to save a companion or two. It would be weird tho.

.... and the kids...

maybe. Naw I would have to try to save them. They might hate me for taking them away from TV and youtube tho.

and girls for the. and plans for food.

 

i think it's unsupportable.

 

might as well give up.

Logistics are daunting. Maybe I'll just try to break into NORAD and perform a full nuclear launch. Then party until the missiles fall.

 

(partially explains how I came into being)

 

As for the question in OP, what would I be doing in a zombiepocalypse?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Leading it of course

I wouldn't go to an island. There's too many things that can go wrong and I'd hate to be trapped there. Also I need human companionship, more than just two people because they'd probably get on my nerves. I can only take so much of one person. Me and my army buddies talk about this a lot, so I'd probably stick with them. If I can live a year is this hell hole with them, then I could probably stick through the zombiepocalypse with them.

 

You can't lead a zombiepocalypse because you can't control them. They do what they want. I'm also talking the walkers, there's no runners or zombie animals or super zombies. They are just regular zombies.