everyone if findable if you have enough information. i don't.

Hmm, so are you just saying if you knew who he was you could find him on Google, or that Google could tell you who he was based on your birth info or something?

i'm saying if i had any info i could search with it. but it wouldn't make any difference at all. just pointless curiosity that won;t do anyone any good.

I know what you mean.... I know who my biological father is, I was even friends with him on Facebook, but we never spoke...nothing ever came of it....it was kind of pointless information to have.

yeah. it's ancient history.

Pretty much. LONG LIVE THE PRESENT!

And...mustard.

Which goes well on many things. Like bananas.

And buckets. Gotta love buckets with mustard.

Yes, but I think that's for the coarser folk. True connoisseurs appreciate cracked buckets with mustard and a hint of Davy Jones' Locker.

Such sophistication is uncivilized.

Depending on which civilization you're part of.

Ottoman Empire.

THE EMPIRE OF FOOTRESTS EVERYWHERE!!

That's my kind of empire.

But no armrests....

Rats, beginning of a new page.

Rats? Where? There are some rodents I just don't get along with.

Like.....Eebsies.

Eebsies aren't rodents, are they?

 

And anyway, I thought there was only one of those.

There's at least 8,671,223 of them, possibly even up to 8,671,223.2

You know, Wikipedia isn't always accurate.

Wikipedia is the most accurate thing since sliced bread.

Which is to say it's the Duchess of Worcestershire.

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