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*makes a fizzling noise*

 

Her date was pleasant enough, but she knew that if her life was a movie this guy would be buried in the credits as something like “Second Tall Man.”

Silly ninjaing... Nightynight, Leelou!

 

The thunder was ominous-sounding, much like the sound of a thin sheet of metal being shaken backstage during the storm scene in a play.

 

*drops a piano on EP*

Oooh, does that mean you were wearing ruby slippers, too? :tongue:

 

The red brick wall was the color of a brick-red Crayola crayon.

What things you scribblin', yo?

 

 

She caught your eye like one of those pointy hook latches that used to dangle from screen doors and would fly up whenever you banged the door open again.

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OMG. I'm laughing so much right now that I probably waking up my neighbours. Thank you for this excellent start of the day.

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