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I have to eat real food first, and I'm feeling ill today anyway. Not distracted (by those).

 

He was as lame as a duck. Not the metaphorical lame duck, either, but a real duck that was actually lame. Maybe from stepping on a land mine or something.

To remove air from a flask, fill it with water, tip the water out,

and put the cork in quick before the air can get back in.

We believe that the reptiles came from the amphibians by spontaneous generation and study of rocks.

 

English sparrows and starlings eat the farmers grain and soil his corpse.

 

By self-pollination, the farmer may get a flock of long-haired sheep.

 

If conditions are not favorable, bacteria go into a period of adolescence.

Ayla, those are cracking me up!! :laugh:

 

She grew on him like she was a colony of E. coli and he was room-temperature Canadian beef.

Heeehehe :D

 

Dew is formed on leaves when the sun shines down on them and makes

them perspire.

 

Vegetative propagation is the process by which one individual

manufactures another individual by accident.

 

A super-saturated solution is one that holds more than it can hold.

 

A triangle which has an angle of 135 degrees is called an obscene

triangle.

 

Blood flows down one leg and up the other.

 

A person should take a bath once in the summer, and not quite so

often in the winter.

*giggles*

 

The revelation that his marriage of 30 years had disintegrated because of his wife’s infidelity came as a rude shock, like a surcharge at a formerly surcharge-free ATM.

Yay, Leelou!! :laugh:

 

The lamp just sat there, like an inanimate object.

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