*sees the chocolate, not distracted.*

 

Hehehe.

Is so not distracted.

 

Much.

 

>.>

 

<.<

 

*dives shamelessly into the chocolates*

I have to eat real food first, and I'm feeling ill today anyway. Not distracted (by those).

 

He was as lame as a duck. Not the metaphorical lame duck, either, but a real duck that was actually lame. Maybe from stepping on a land mine or something.

I want chocolate cake with white frosting. :)

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

 

@ Meesh btw :)

*reminds self to get cake at store tonight*

Her vocabulary was as bad as, like, whatever.

 

Turin, where'd you go?

Exam bloopers :D

 

Three kinds of blood vessels are arteries, vanes and caterpillers.

Dog park trip.

 

Wow you guys are dedicated.

It's a Spam War! :)

Some day I'll get some backup.

To remove air from a flask, fill it with water, tip the water out,

and put the cork in quick before the air can get back in.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7BdiD3Ld5L4&feature=player_embedded

I can't wait to be done with this class....

*likevideo*

 

Algebraical symbols are used when you do not know what you are talking about.

Just a few more weeks. :)

We believe that the reptiles came from the amphibians by spontaneous generation and study of rocks.

 

English sparrows and starlings eat the farmers grain and soil his corpse.

 

By self-pollination, the farmer may get a flock of long-haired sheep.

 

If conditions are not favorable, bacteria go into a period of adolescence.

The light at the end of the tunnel is a good thing, unless it is attached to a train.

Ayla, those are cracking me up!!

 

She grew on him like she was a colony of E. coli and he was room-temperature Canadian beef.

Heeehehe :D

 

Dew is formed on leaves when the sun shines down on them and makes

them perspire.

 

Vegetative propagation is the process by which one individual

manufactures another individual by accident.

 

A super-saturated solution is one that holds more than it can hold.

 

A triangle which has an angle of 135 degrees is called an obscene

triangle.

 

Blood flows down one leg and up the other.

 

A person should take a bath once in the summer, and not quite so

often in the winter.

*giggles*

 

The revelation that his marriage of 30 years had disintegrated because of his wife’s infidelity came as a rude shock, like a surcharge at a formerly surcharge-free ATM.

14 more minutes! YAY

Nice :)

Yay, Leelou!!

 

The lamp just sat there, like an inanimate object.