WARNING: MAJOR ToM Spoilers are in this thread

Stolen from maledictor on Tumblr:

If Rand lost his hand.....

And Mat lost his eye....

It seems that in AMoL, Perrin will lose a leg

And they will become pirates :D

i like it

Yay!!! :P

and the DO will be defeated when Bela turns into a parrot and deafens him with cries of" PIECES O' EIGHT!"

No, no that's all wrong Cthulhu will rise up and smite the DO

But don't you see? Bela, also known as the Creator, will just eat the Dark One.

Shall I make that my signature?

 

Cthulu's long lost son will sort out those pesky pirates.

and the DO will be defeated when Bela turns into a parrot and deafens him with cries of" PIECES O' EIGHT!"

No way! everyone knows that Bela is the Dark One.

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Bela is the embodiment of the world--she is both the Creator and the DO

Bela is awesomeness.

bela will be stewed by the end of the last book.

 

she and spoiler alert animal will be the only important deaths in the series.

 

except asmo.

Of course she will die- when Rand realises her evil deception and that she is actually Moridin.

Bahaha...

 

 

Bela will turn into the Kraken.

so who named the kraken??

I'd rather Perrin loose a head.

it is to be hoped... of the 3 he's the most loseable.

But first I'd like for him to watch Faile get trampled by a heard of grolm.

among other things. yes.

But first I'd like for him to watch Faile get trampled by a heard of grolm.

 

You hate Perrin and Faile?