Begins clambering up the hill.

*wonders why Perf is climbing her hill*

 

*rolls cheese at him*

*rides up the hill on a tauntaun*

 

This hill is mine and I shall name it - Hill of Doom. (How come that doesn´t sounds cool at all?)

 

*throws snowballs at everyone that tries to climb up*

*Is already sitting on the other peak*

Twin Peaks? Scary...

At least there will be pie. Mmmmmm.

*looks around for Bob*

 

*looks Turin deep in his eyes* Are you there?

Oh yes Glorious Goddess MMMMMMMM"Hael Tina. Shall I take this hill for you and the shadow? Or I can just remove it if it displeases you.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Busy weekdays with new job so more active on weekends for now.

Cheese wheel to the chest sends him falling back down the hill.

Oh yes Glorious Goddess MMMMMMMM"Hael Tina. Shall I take this hill for you and the shadow? Or I can just remove it if it displeases you.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Busy weekdays with new job so more active on weekends for now.

 

No need to destroy perfectly fine hills. But I think it should belong to the Shadow. *nods*

Twin hills? Hill of doom? Is there some ring I need to be throwing into the bowels of this hill?

*Starts climbing the hill with a very helpful hobbit helping him climb*

MY RING!

 

I mean - what is it you have in your hand? Can I see it?

*Is relaxed in a hammock on the hill*

*plants a shadowy flag on the top of the hill. and then some balloons and evil fairy lights. offers around brownies*

Ring delivery service! I am here to bring some 'One Ring' to a Mr.Sauron? This /is/ Mount Doom right? It isnt? GAAAAAAH! I need to go quit this job and work at FedEx. /They/ never seem to give me the wrong address. Why this one time my friend got sent to take a sword to some guy on a hill, Aragorn or some such name, and instead they sent her to Camelot. Camelot! She had to wait in a bloody lake for hours before she was told it was the wrong guy/sword.

How about you just work for us instead? ;) we have a killer insurance plan

Ring delivery service! I am here to bring some 'One Ring' to a Mr.Sauron? This /is/ Mount Doom right? It isnt? GAAAAAAH! I need to go quit this job and work at FedEx. /They/ never seem to give me the wrong address. Why this one time my friend got sent to take a sword to some guy on a hill, Aragorn or some such name, and instead they sent her to Camelot. Camelot! She had to wait in a bloody lake for hours before she was told it was the wrong guy/sword.

 

And where is my pizza?!

:Sauronface:

 

Where do I sign?

Sorry, we dont deliver on a 30 minute or less policy. I am afraid to say that with my job being the way it is I am going to have one last act of defiance. This ring shall go into the fire!

 

*Starts climbing the hill again with the same incredibly helpful hobbit from before being helpful and pushing him up the hill*

A friendly suggestion - don´t let Talya see the poor hobbit. It might end up in her stew.

*pouts and makes Len's hobbit give her a piggyback*

*deeming the others have been distracted by teh evul RL long enough, uses their inattention to get scotty to beam me up onto teh hill!*

>.>

 

<.<

 

*uses twinneh as a stick for candyfloss and sells her to some small children*

 

Oh hilltop, how I haz missed yoo :D

Sam keep going! You can do it!

*After months of climbing Len and Sam, his hobbit, reach the top of the hill prepared to throw the ring into the fires*

What are you two doing up here? Get back, were destroying a prime evil!

*candyflossessyreaspberries at teh hobbitses*

 

MOI preciousss! :P