So.. if Rand was born on an Iowa field, would he be the Car'A'Corn?

 

If he worked at the fair, would he be the Car'A'Carny?

 

 

Been awhile, hasn't it

Edited March 5, 201214 yr by Ireond

Wow! Welcome back, Ireond! It's great to see you again!

If Rand starred in a martial arts movie, would they call it Enter the Dragon Reborn?

I take it a fair amount has changed since I went into hibernation?

I take it a fair amount has changed since I went into hibernation?

 

Well, I'm a Brown now, Rand is in love with a trolloc girl, Perrin wants to take up the guitar and form a power trio, and Mat's in a WoT cover band in Vegas.

*Groans at the puns*

 

It's good to see you, Ireond!

*Groans at the puns*

 

It's good to see you, Ireond!

 

Seconds!

lmao! Ire!! *tacklesmoochies the missing bro* Welcome back you!

Hello! I have not met you yet, but I whole-heartedly salute your puns!

 

Also, you forgot Rand's new diet plan - Car'A'Carb.

Edited March 5, 201214 yr by Melanas

Welcome back!

Hola Ireond. Not much has changed since your last appearance I dont think. We have new disc heads, maybe thats about it. Good to have you back.

or his new health plan? Car'a'Care

His new Bar-B-Que restaurant? Car'a'Char

*groans at all the puns*

New carpenter workshop - Carve'a'carn

Then the furniture shop that he sells his masterpieces in - Carve'a'chair

Taxi service - Car'a'cart

 

There are too many of these! *debates about whether to stop*

Edited March 5, 201214 yr by Melanas

I was trying to get one for the Car'a'Cart.

 

So if he was Grilled with beef, would he be the Car'a'Carne?

 

If he came sealed for freshness would he be the Car'a'Canned?

 

If he hosted an international film festival would he be the Car'a'Cannes?

*Double Groans ... and flyingtacklesnugglebites Ire* Welcome back you fruitcake!

 

ps: don't stop, Melanas - you seem to be bringing the "best" out of him

I love puns. Love them. Please continue.

 

Oh and welcome back Ireond!

Noooooooooo! Lock him away again!

I don't know who this guy is, but I like him.

 

But all of the good ones have been taken..... Hmmm....

 

New dating show: Charm'a'carn

 

Dessert: Car'a'Cake

 

Popcorn: Car'mal'Corn

 

*Is hungry*

Edited March 7, 201214 yr by Aiel Heart

If he was a song by the Beach Boys he'd be "Car'cara'Ann"

 

If he was a 'live and let live' type Spanish person, he'd be "Que'sara'sara'Carn"

 

 

Yeah, I may be stretching a bit, but still.

 

Speaking of Beach Boys, how about Rand, Perrin, and Matrim doing musical trios. Their greatest hits include

 

"Ta'veren Tavern Travels"

"Wool Headed Shepard Blues"

"I wish I knew what these women were thinking"

and many more...

Haha, let the punning continue then!

 

Either a trouser shop or a music shop - Car'a'cord/Car'a'chord

Airline - Car'con'cord!

 

Ahh, but then you get the more classical side of music:

 

'Caemlyn Concerti', 'Moiraine Minuet'

 

Or just go all the way and have a 'Two River's Twist'

 

And now for something completely slightly different: Sai-darn - the moment when you realise you can't quite touch the Source.

Now on sale for Evil Chocolate lovers everywhere "Nea-Bliss" A deep dark chocolate bar with an even darker core.

*is starting to tear up*

They're not that, bad, are they? :grin:

Oh they're horrible ;)