The Mother is away for a few days. This means you shall all do your utmost to please me.

 

 

Well?! Start utmost-ing!!!

**Pulls out the pink lipstick**

 

 

Now, I know how much it pleases you to get all prettied.

NO! NO, TORRIE! THAT DOES NOT PLEASE ME!

 

Well, just that one time when you....BUT NO!!! THINK OF SOMETHING ELSE!

Unfortunately I can't please you, due to pg-13 reasons.

 

So I'll just stand here and gawk.

 

 

 

 

Nyn

Bloody Mat for burning those pink ribbons...

<.<

 

 

>.>

 

 

*Sneaks off to the Guild whilst Fnorrll is distracted*

*plays 'My Heart will go on and oooooooooon'*

 

 

 

 

Nyn

*joins Torrie*

Oh no you dont! *shakes fist*

*handcuffs fist* I don't think he knew what he was doing, trying to step in for Mother....

*attempts to shine Sir Snarly Gaidin's boots with mayo*

 

Huh?

Dammit Mashi, I'm a duly appointed representative of the Tower in Mothers absence! Unchain me at once, woman!

*unchains* Fine, fine *curtsies* Sorry, Mother

DAMMIT!

Oh...*stares at Snarly, seeing him with new eyes*

...he snarls...cos he wants to protect us...! Like a big mommy cat!

 

*grabs fistful of his warder cloak and trudges around after him* Moooooommyyyyy...

THIS IS NOT WHAT I HAD IN MIND AT ALL!!!!

*giggles happily as mommy raises his voice and emulates by ScreamingTM*

Awe, the germoodle has found her mommy! How adorable!

*plays 'My Heart will go on and oooooooooon'*

 

 

 

 

Nyn

 

HAHAHAHAAHHHAHAHA

 

*Reads rest of thread*

 

HAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAAHAHHHA

*is taking care of the Mother*

 

 

 

WILL YOU HOOLIGANS QUIET DOWN?!

*sucks thumb and totters up to Mother with flowersies*

Now there's an idea.....

Here's a Brown Jedi Robe for you to try on Fnorll

 

*Smirks as he hands the robe over, can't wait until he finds out it is really a dress.

Hes our new mother? Do we get a choice in this?

*Looks around for an answer*

No? Fine... to the gift shop I go. Be right back.

*Grabs his keys and heads out the door grumbling about ribbons*

Fnroll tells great bedtime stories :P

 

 

 

 

 

Nyn