Yoo, sir, are a Panda with taste. Is a purty gift, yes?

 

Im sure twould make a most impressive monument, if you took it in right in the middle of your panda mansion. All Ghulies would come to worship it, and you could make a fortune by selling toasted bamboo snacks. Mmmm.

 

 

Random trivia for today: 'gift' translates to 'poison' in german* :P

Edited June 8, 201214 yr by Nyanna al'Meara

Other trivia of the day ...

 

You know when you think Nya is just being a mental and coming up with crazy llamacorn type stuffs, but then she gets you to wondering and you type stuff into Google and you get this:

 

 

“Trojan” Llama

used in Peru

It is a little known historical fact that the Spanish used a “Trojan” wooden llama to try and conquer the Incan stronghold of Cuzco. The Spanish soldiers, using the Greek idea of hiding in a wooden horse, constructed and hid inside a huge wooden llama.

 

However, the Incas decided that it would make a wonderful sacrifice to their Sun God and lit it on fire.

 

Doesn't it just make the world a more smiley place?

 

 

 

 

Random trivia for today: 'gift' translates to 'poison' in german* :P

 

I knew this.

 

It is indeed a purty gift. I was thinking that it would look very nice if I kept it suspended in midair over the Pit, so that it could bathe in the light of the flames. What do you think?

is that for real?

yes.

 

http://translate.google.com/#de|en|gift

 

I was actually looking for something like that to add to my likkle rp!!! O.O

 

Its so pretty...always thought teh spaniards were devious :)

 

 

...teh Inkas even moar so

Random trivia for today: 'gift' translates to 'poison' in german* :P

 

I knew this.

 

It is indeed a purty gift. I was thinking that it would look very nice if I kept it suspended in midair over the Pit, so that it could bathe in the light of the flames. What do you think?

 

*bottom lip wobbles* b b but that took me a month to laze around watching Lighties build make with my own sweat n tears!

*bottom lip wobbles* b b but that took me a month to laze around watching Lighties build make with my own sweat n tears!

 

That's clearly a fib. Everyone knows Lighties don't exist.

That would be why it's so shiny, then?

Shadowies fib alla time >.>

 

 

(Pssst tis a code word for our cannonfodder special forces inside teh BTrojan Llama!)

 

You heard nuffin, SG >.>

It's ok ... I know how to distract him. He won't remember any of this when he wakes up.

 

Here Pandy pandy panda .... nommy nommy bamboo stalks ...?

 

That would be why it's so shiny, then?

Spammit! I thought Id tortured instructrd them into NOT glowing! always showing off with their flaming luminosity...

That would be why it's so shiny, then?

Spammit! I thought Id tortured instructrd them into NOT glowing! always showing off with their flaming luminosity...

They will be flaming when we con the SGers into 'dealing' with them for us.

 

Bahahahahaha

 

 

Two birds. One stone.

A stone which someone else is throwing, as well.

*watches the trojan llama gleaming in the air above the Pit*

 

*wonders what will happen when the people inside try to get out*

A stone which someone else is throwing, as well.

Meh, not me, I dont like to get my hands dirty

 

*watches the trojan llama gleaming in the air above the Pit*

 

*wonders what will happen when the people inside try to get out*

 

Teh Diversion iz workingz

 

I mean....WAAAH! MOI WORK OF ART! *pines an' weeps* :P

I'm thinking of the Roman Torture method thanks to the burning Llama >_<

 

The Brazen Bull *Ponders*

Roman's were crafty devils back in the day...

Want me to explain how the torture Works? It's quite facinating actually

 

Perhaps I could demonstrate, all I need is a fellow SG volunteer!

 

And you people thought you were evil

I mean....WAAAH! MOI WORK OF ART! *pines an' weeps* :P

 

It looks beautiful displayed there!

Is the Bull thingy where they tied you to a metal bull and then slowly heated it up hotter and hotter until you died? After a lot of screaming and pain of course.

 

I would love to volunteer, but I don't think you would survive the aftermath

Edited June 8, 201214 yr by Ithillian

I like this panda. Points to whoever manage to get him to the tower.

 

Edit because sometimes I write before I think.

Edited June 8, 201214 yr by TinaHel

Oh, but you're missing the art..

 

As the water in your skin begins to boil, it exits the bulls nose which then produces a sound not even your darkest nightmare could phantom..

@ Tina ... I love full content emails

 

@ Panda ... fathom.

Also, how could the water in my skin get anywhere near the bull's nose?