Welcome to the Black Tower Niel!!! I am the M'Hael. I run the Shadow Faction. If you have any questions about stuff just ask here or you can also send me a PM.

 

Settle back, have some Brownies and tell us about yourself. Have you read all the books? Favorite Characters?

 

Go ahead and explore the Main boards until you get added to our hidden boards.

 

Enjoy your descent into madness!!!

 

Everyone come welcome our newest crazy...

 

 

Oh and SPAM away!!!

Hi Niel :)

 

 

If the bananas start talking to you, just ignore them. Is all lies >.>

Total and utter fibs of the biggest size. I mean they are totally thiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiis big. Never ever trust a Llama either. They coach the nanas outrageously.

 

Welcome Niel btw

 

Hello Niel! Good to meet you, and welcome to the BT.

welcome to the BT, few things you need to know, nanas (bananas), llamas, unicorns, llamacorns, and other such assorted things are important here, that and lots and lots of spam. have fun! There are other things to do to if you don't like that though.

Welcome to our Tainty Abode! Spammy, too. Spam everywhere. And Taint.

 

Anyway, good to meet you. We can always use more victims recruits around here.

Don't worry about Maw, for some reason, he thinks that it is a good idea to tell victims that they are going to be victims scare new recruits.

Haaalloo

Welcome Niel!

Welcome to the madness, Niel! Great to have you here. You will soon be added to our hidden boards.

*pounces*

 

Hi there! You'll love it here. Welcome to the wonderful world of spam!

Yes, welcome.

 

Try the spam. The spam is excellent.

 

especially with some taint on the side

Where do they go?

*turns around whistling and stops short at all te people here, hurriedly pockets the big key* ohai :shifteh:

 

Welcome, Niel! *helps look under teh piles of llama wool* umm, wheeere aaare yooo?

 

>.>

haha, yeah, I just realized that he hasn't responded here yet.

Have we scared him off already?

 

That usually takes at least another day or two...

Welcome to our Tainty Abode! Spammy, too. Spam everywhere. And Taint.

 

Anyway, good to meet you. We can always use more victims recruits around here.

Don't worry about Maw, for some reason, he thinks that it is a good idea to tell victims that they are going to be victims scare new recruits.

 

If it was this, then I am sorry.

Salve! Welcome new meat! Remember trust no one but people in the BT.

And even then hte voices in your head are usually a better bet. The voices are always helpful.

I'm helpful! *holds out his hand to the air* Pleased to meet you, non-existant Civilian.

Ah haaaa!

 

He is here. I spied him post in Roll Call. This is your welcome thread Neil. You had best post in it mmmmkay?

Here Neilly Neilly

Sorry i was late, i was ummm talking to assorted fruits sleeping... Thanks for the welcome!!! Uhhh i've read all of the books and (anticipating gasps) my favorite character is Egwene and after her Avi and lastly light Rand and Perrin... SO yeah thats me !!!

talking to assorted fruits! Yay, the taint is already getting to you!