*turns around and kicks Locke*

Bad Locke.

I'm sick of getting kicked here! *goes to Fiddlesticks.....*

*too lazy to follow you*

I'm sick of getting mutilated by reyler! *comes back here*

 

Liar! You're just scared of rey-rey! =p

Reyler is awesome, but I'm no where near her level of spam and thus, don't care to try interacting with her too much.

 

But I'm just too lazy to go to Fiddles. Once I'm there, it's too easy to ignore her if I want. XD

Reyler is exceptionally good at finding new and inventive ways to mutilate people.

That she is.

I've been flayed, flogged, turned inside out, and many more things.

*kicks locke*

 

That actually makes a fair amount of sense...

 

*uses Ed as a shield* Hey Maw! Where's your old buddy Leyrann? I haven't seen him here in a long while.

 

All is fair in Light vs. Shadow.

You tell me. I haven't seen him in months, and he refused to get a facebook.

Has Reyler tried turning every tendon in your body to metal?

lord i'd love you to meet her.

I keep out of Fiddlesticks. It's bad for me, all the spam.

Clogs the arteries.

*looks ironically at Marsh*

 

*yes, pun intended*

fear her

I do. She scares me

I keep out of Fiddlesticks. It's bad for me, all the spam.

 

 

Blashpemy! Take him to the stocks!

O_O

 

*grabs his tomatoes*

*inspects*

 

*nods in approval* Good, nice and rotten. Carry on.

*tosses a tomato at Locke*

 

You're right! And they splatter wonderfully.