because the taint is doing its job... and why questions really are pointless. but that doesn't matter.

 

why can't I get anything done anymore?

Because they had to drink all of it to make a third movie seem like a good idea.

 

Who really killed Asmodean?

 

Bahahaha @ 1st part

 

because the taint is doing its job... and why questions really are pointless. but that doesn't matter.

 

why can't I get anything done anymore?

 

Arthritic paws? Lack of motivation? Let's settle on you keep getting distracted by shiny bits of metal

 

Why is it already 4:30?

because you slept till 3:30.

 

why does the world keep going when i sleep?

and no i'm not forgiving the arthritis paws comment. i'm just biding my time.

Because you are not a god who can stop time.

 

Why are cats so wonderful?

because they love us, and keep us warm, and wake us up when we're not breathing right... and make that purring sound that makes everything alright. and they're there when nobody else is.

 

what did we do to deserve any of it?

Edited August 16, 201213 yr by cindy

and no i'm not forgiving the arthritis paws comment. i'm just biding my time.

 

 

because they love us, and keep us warm, and wake us up when we're not breathing right... and make that purring sound that makes everything alright. and they're there when nobody else is.

 

what did we do to deserve any of it?

 

We don't. We just borrow all the good times and such, and gifting them back out to others at least keeps it going for a while

 

Why am I still on here when I need to pick up before the wife gets home?

Because you do not actually want to clean (if that is how you meant by pick-up).

 

Why am I usually angry?

because life is unfailingly unfair, and... nothing is as we want it... and nothing... none of the tantalizing glimpses of what could be... are ever really ours... and... god, there are a lot of reasons to be angry...

 

why do i make people so angry?

Because you are too straightforward for most people's liking, perhaps.

 

Why don't I like wearing shoes?

because you don't have converse one stars and the others all hurt.

 

why am i still on the computer?

...it's an addiction.

 

Why can't I sing bass?

cause you're a girl.

 

why don't my cats like to be yodeled?

Maybe because they think it is annoying .

 

Why do most people not like very long walks?

Because you it hurts our legs.

 

 

Why so serious?

Edited August 18, 201213 yr by Lurk No More

Serious times call for a serious response.

 

Tell me why-aye-aye-aye you cried, and why you lie-eye-eyed to me?

i didn't

why am i posting in here?

Because you have no self control?

 

Why is flame-broiled steak so succulent?

Edited August 19, 201213 yr by Captain Jani

because it is the food of gods DUN DUN DUN!

why is this thread pink?

Have you checked your eyesight lately?

 

Why do salad bars always include raw broccoli?

Because raw broccoli is tasty >_>.

 

Why do people get mad when I tell them what I think of them?

it conflicts with their self image and causes a state of tension that results in anger.

 

why do people as questions they don;t want to hear the answer to?

Because they expect you to give a certain answer and when you don't, they get disgruntled.

 

Why do people wear pajamas?

in case of fire.

 

why don't i turn the computer off for a while now...

because you would miss alot of things on DM

 

why did i tell you not to close the computer?