*smiles sweetly*

 

It seems as though my skills are only increasing. Two at once? Well, I'm sure we all know what that could mean, but given that this is DM... well...

 

 

*hands a Dagger to Niel, and another to lolguy*

 

 

Go now, my dears, and Stab!

 

 

Congrats!

*gratstabs*

 

fast movers, there.

They will have to be to survive the Jabberwocky, unless they have their vorpal blades

*stabs both*

*stabseveryone*

 

thanks guys and gratz to you niel

*rips out throat*

*Cackle manically!!!!*

Never heard of that guy, what is stabseveryone?

Thanks!!!

 

*Stabs Lolguy*

*stabs Badco*

*is stabbed*

 

You trying to stab me moon, you will need a dagger that sets the victim on fire *crafts one for moon*

rends with teeth and claws. as always.

Always classic, what else you have?

I'm too lazy to name everyone hence *stabeveryone* :P

balefire, but i try to save it for special occasions.

 

.357 taurus 7 shot with hollow points... not technically stabbing but.... it'd hurt.

 

assorted henckels, tho honestly i prefer the chicago cutlery. inexpensive but very sharp, and much easier to keep that way... light in the hand, flies through meat. henckels always feel a bit clunky to me... except the bread knife, that's divine, and will leave a wound that would be very difficult to close before you bled out...

 

good carbon steel cleaver, you'll not want me to use that... also it's a bit brittle and i wouldn't want to chip the blade on bone...

 

and the marble rolling pin and a few good cast iron skillets which would be the weapon of choice in most situations.

 

do i need more?

Not a bad range cindy, are they your special weapons?

 

And lolguy I was refering to putting a space between to turn it into stabs everyone

This is my rifle. There are many others like it, but this one is mine. My rifle is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life. Without me, my rifle is useless. Without my rifle, I am useless. I must fire my rifle true. I must shoot straighter than my enemy, who is trying to kill me. I must shoot him before he shoots me. I will. Before God I swear this creed: my rifle and myself are defenders of my country, we are the masters of our enemy, we are the saviors of my life. So be it, until there is no enemy, but peace. Amen.

Gratz lolguy and Niel! *stabs them both*

@bad company Ooh actually I forgot the space

 

*face turning red*

Congrats to Neil and lolguy! *takes their daggers and stabs them with their own blades then hands them back looking sweet and innocent*

very good... you're learning evil nicely.

*Stabs lolguy and Niel* Go forth and do much evil!

*stabs lol and niel*

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