That's nasty. Just down right dirty.

 

Yo momma, yo momma, yo greasy, greasy grandma?

*whines like a petulant child*

 

No, no... it's greaSSSEEE. GreaSSSEEE.

 

You're just not saying it right. Wah wah wah.

 

In a sentence, the lotion feels greaSSSEEE on my LAYgs.

Disclaimer: Both Edward and I have words that he mispronounces and that he thinks I mispronounce. He thinks the body parts you use to walk are called LAYgs and the things you dig in the ground the fetch water out of are called whales. He also says that I pronounce "greasy" like "greazzy."

 

Also - it's a pecan, not puhcawn.

Pehcawn, actually.

 

And you do mispronounce things!

Grease. Greasy. Too easy.

 

 

I don't know what you're talking about. They're legs. >.>

Pehcawn, actually.

 

And you do mispronounce things!

Grease. Greasy. Too easy.

 

 

I don't know what you're talking about. They're legs. >.>

 

Oh? Do you say eassssy? Nope. It's easy. Just like greasy.

 

Fo fanna fanna fo feasy.

Nope. Neither feasy nor easy is pronounced like greasy.

o_O

Well, I'm the only person I know who pronounces the H in herbs.

All people who speak correctly say *H*erbs.

 

Apart from people pretending to be cockneys in a Dick van Dyke stylee

 

'Ello Mary Poppins, 'ave you got any 'erbs?

There is no pronounced h in herbs.

You foreigners should stop mucking about with our language. Although being mexican, perhaps you would spell it jerbs

 

jajajajajajajaja

Don't ask me how anything is pronounced, i'm American. I'll butcher it and make the new version official.

You foreigners should stop mucking about with our language. Although being mexican, perhaps you would spell it jerbs

 

 

LMFAO.

 

 

Ithi wins.

 

Game over.

 

Try Again?

 

Yes or No

Well, I'm the only person I know who pronounces the H in herbs.

 

 

 

 

 

 

I don't pronounce it with a H... but, then again, I call them by their proper name. Parsley. Thyme. Rosemary. And so on.

Oh, and that should be read as:

 

Stupid 'ead!

 

 

 

 

 

Cockney!!!!!!!

 

 

USE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!

Don't ask me how anything is pronounced, i'm American. I'll butcher it and make the new version official.

 

And that, my friends, explains everything.

/maw....

 

Mawthhhh...

 

Mawthhht....

 

Mawtthhhhhhttttex.

 

If you have trouble pronouncing things, perhaps you should use more vowels.

 

Oi Kate!

 

Are you hung over today?!

^

 

 

And seriously, Maw. What the heck.

I thought Maw was going to come to G+ with us.

Oi Kate!

 

Are you hung over today?!

 

And, no.

 

So shush you.

 

I haven't touched anything remotely alcoholic in a week. A whole week. So nyah.

an entire week? most impressive

It IS impressive. For a former I-wonder-where-I-parked-my-car-every-morning socialiser, I'm quite proud.