What do you call a guitarist without Girlfriend

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

homeless

 

^ That ^

 

XD

 

Oh ok Marsh, that's a bit awkward for your left shoulder?

 

I guess you'd be used to it. :p

I once played smoke on water on a guitar

Im that awesome >,>

What type of rep does a pianist get?

Piansts can do everything, and be anyone. From my experience.

we are good with our big hands ;)

I loved being a pianist....wanna get back into it some but all we have is a keyboard and a keyboard is just not the same as a piano, ya know?

 

What about flautists? I know it's not strings but it's an instrument that may play in an orchestra....do the female flautists get a good rep? What about the piccoloists?

Watxg american pie

 

on the whole all wind instrument players are flighty and excited. All tgat blowing makes them a little high.

 

 

haha okay I'll be a piano player then

Strings are reserved ib life cos they use all their energ playing

winds are the opposite

I was so never a wind player....but the wind players never ever got high from being short of breath...I know that much!

If you think they are bad. GO to the Bass section (and percussion)

 

Its amazing what you can hide in a case that large...

XD XD

 

Nah, the percussionists are always psycho crazy nuts.

The brass are the drunkards.

Flautists are the ditzy ones. Always. *nodnod*

ha I was never ditzy....all the other ones were....but I was the hard core flautist. They wanted me to go pro when I was in high school and I said...nah I wanna teach high school English lol

My monkey and I are pleased for you!

ha I was never ditzy....all the other ones were....but I was the hard core flautist. They wanted me to go pro when I was in high school and I said...nah I wanna teach high school English lol

Woah. I have a hard time imagining a hard-core flautist. Except Polar Bear.

Yes, and so, what are singers? Hah? I dares ya.

Congrats!

ha I was never ditzy....all the other ones were....but I was the hard core flautist. They wanted me to go pro when I was in high school and I said...nah I wanna teach high school English lol

Woah. I have a hard time imagining a hard-core flautist. Except Polar Bear.

 

Thus why I chose to become an English teacher, yes?

Yes, and so, what are singers? Hah? I dares ya.

 

Drama queens.

 

 

Flautists everywhere will evermore be looked at with curiousity after American Pie.

Yes, and so, what are singers? Hah? I dares ya.

 

Drama queens.

 

 

Flautists everywhere will evermore be looked at with curiousity after American Pie.

 

Ha ur right about that! Second place. First is a toss up between actors and dancers.

 

Q: Did you hear about the bass player who locked his keys in the car?

A: He had to break a window to get the drummer out!

*facepalm*

 

Viola players and drummers, seriously, they get the worst crap.

 

I love it though, within a specific orchestra, it's the instruments bagging on each other, within a symph orch, it's the sections, and then in an opera, it's instruments vs singers, followed by ballets, where it's musicians vs dancers. XD

 

And singers, ah well, have you ever read any jokes about sopranos? Half of them ain't exactly PG...

Stupid American Pie....Im nothing like that with my flute!

Anyone know the music of shostakovich?

Well i think ir was his 5th or something that i played as pat of an orchestral summer school

 

anyway at this place there was a flute player. She was 15. She was playingo 1st flute for it

she was completely blind so she had to memorise the whole thing. She also memorised all the ques and bar numbers. She could also hear when ithers started around her and figure out where she was an go from theree. It was amazing

 

Wow... (I love Shostakovich, he's one of, if not my favourite composer)

 

That's amazing, good on that flute player.

Yea it was real intense especially the 4th mvt