I came, drunk, belligerent, and slightly under the influence of drugs, to see how ye olde Shayol Ghul was doing, and I find that there's about 5 people from my times hanging out here? Jesus it seems so long ago since I was hanging out here with all of you.

 

Also, for the whole actual reason of these forums, how excited are you for the last freaking book. Holy crap.

*Stabs the old timer in the heart with a biro*

 

Welcome back.

*offers Twitch Demi's pants if he'll stay*

Twitch! how dare you bring up some sort of sane book related conversation! *slaps you with a wet giraffe*

 

Good to see you! ;)

Moar oldies O.O

 

*stares rudely and awestruck at them all*

awww *stabs Nyanna*

 

better now??

 

If history teaches us anything its that our returns are normally shortlive, vile and fun!

OW!!!

 

*cue moar rudeness*

 

*stabs Twitchy*

 

 

*stabs the old timer* i thought it would look more interesting

 

welcome back!!

Yeah, we're not too good at sticking around.

 

*stomps a mudhole in Mr. Funny Guy* >:(

you dont stomp holes in funny people

I just did. What now?

:shrug: stabs a few times and then helps mighte up and then lets her drop :baalzamon:

*gives Mighte her cane*

 

So much old people! Its like Florida all over again!

Twitch? Wow, hi. *stabs*

Hey Spazzy ^_^ Stay the hell away from Demi :P

 

 

 

Nyn

TWITCH!!

*pokes with the tip of his knife*

I don't know what you're talking about Mighte, we are not in the middle of Hurricane Old-timers here...

Hurricane of old people..*shudders* the DO should try that instead of trollocs..it be all dry and dusty and complaining about their hips and how stuff was better in the old days..people would be driven mad and stab themselves!

i second this motion!

That sounds like a plan, st. Set it in motion! The Dark One could only approve of such evil!

 

*deflects stabbities with iron hide of old age*

 

Bah! Youngsters! Back in my day, we stabbed with conviction! Where's my Ben-Gay? My hips are killing me!

*massages Mighte's hips* >.>

 

 

 

Nyn

That's right Nyn, use the strychnine lotion

xD lmao

 

 

 

Nyn

That sounds like a plan, st. Set it in motion! The Dark One could only approve of such evil!

 

*deflects stabbities with iron hide of old age*

 

Bah! Youngsters! Back in my day, we stabbed with conviction! Where's my Ben-Gay? My hips are killing me!

 

*picks mighte up, takes a long dagger, and stabs her repeatedly through the chest until there is a knife sized hole*

*picks up rand and stabs him half-heartedly leaving a massive hole*

 

That's how you do it boy!