Good. Leave her there.

ive been watching cougar town. I have the urge to high five, drink heaps of wine, and be mean

Huh. Seriously ? The only comeback you could come up with was "your Mom" ?

 

How boring and uninspired.

 

And you are supposed to be the DL Chosen.

 

How ... Sad.

 

*throws Play3r in a lake of Fire*

 

 

*turns quickly and stabs Rey*

 

Sorry, dear, but that was long overdue.

 

Aw Christine you're too sweet! Took you long enough.

 

*stabs in the external carotid artery with a crayon*

 

Now where is my kiss?

*gives Rey the kiss of death*

 

 

Piano, I am so absurdly disappointed in you. No alcohol for a week. I'll make it a month if you complain.

 

 

*throws Piano into the pit of Fuls she keeps for amusement*

*drowns*

oh wait i can swim

*swims in the lake of fire*

 

i had something else written but i edited it for the your mum. Less offencive and more DM appropriate

I have that problem too.

That is why om your chosen

*Flits through the thread, taking a small piece of everyone she passes with her silver dagger*

*stabbity*

 

Hello.

Hello?

*uses a knife to sever her tendons so she has to stay and "chat"*

 

Edit for spelling

how does killing her renters make her stay and chat? if anything she'll be running faster because the cops will want to chat with her.

 

*chops through Lilith's tendons with a hatchet. Lame, the poor lightful is easily picked up by the police.*