Good. Leave her there.

ive been watching cougar town. I have the urge to high five, drink heaps of wine, and be mean

Huh. Seriously ? The only comeback you could come up with was "your Mom" ?

 

How boring and uninspired.

 

And you are supposed to be the DL Chosen.

 

How ... Sad.

 

*throws Play3r in a lake of Fire*

 

 

*turns quickly and stabs Rey*

 

Sorry, dear, but that was long overdue.

 

Aw Christine you're too sweet! Took you long enough.

 

*stabs in the external carotid artery with a crayon*

 

Now where is my kiss?

*gives Rey the kiss of death*

 

 

Piano, I am so absurdly disappointed in you. No alcohol for a week. I'll make it a month if you complain.

 

 

*throws Piano into the pit of Fuls she keeps for amusement*

*drowns*

oh wait i can swim

*swims in the lake of fire*

 

i had something else written but i edited it for the your mum. Less offencive and more DM appropriate

I have that problem too.

That is why om your chosen

*Flits through the thread, taking a small piece of everyone she passes with her silver dagger*

*stabbity*

 

Hello.

Hello?

*uses a knife to sever her tendons so she has to stay and "chat"*

 

Edit for spelling

Edited November 3, 201213 yr by dapianoplay3r

how does killing her renters make her stay and chat? if anything she'll be running faster because the cops will want to chat with her.

 

*chops through Lilith's tendons with a hatchet. Lame, the poor lightful is easily picked up by the police.*