Twelve days

Isnt it like four in the morning there now?

Its 1pm lol. Im having lunch

 

still a long time on leave. Live it up

I always do.

 

Its only 5 pm here. I thought it was way different than that

My motto on days off

 

Take what you can

Give nothing back.

Sounfs fammiliarr

 

huess what. My new flatmayes name is ethan

Thats actually pretty awesome. Is he as cool as me?

Doubt it. But i hardly know him. Seems like a good dude though

Lol. Yeah. Not as cool as me.

Hes probably more modest than you

Lol. I think so too

Pride always comes before the fall

Believe me. I have no pride

As lonng as you have a healthy dose of shame. Without that youll end up in some tight spots

Like prison. Or a coffin. Or drunk at your in-laws

2 out of 3 is my bet. So which of those can you check off

All but prison.

Yus! Called it. So coffin story

i assume it wasnt a near death

So i lived across the street from the mortuary growing up. My brothers friends unlocked the door earlier that day. We stayed up supee late rinking and smoking. I was fourteen and they were seventeen.

 

So at about 2 in the morning they decided it was time to show me the dead body. I was cool wirh it. So we snuck inside. They led me to a coffin. Then suddenly they grabbed me, stuffed me into it and locked it.

 

Needless to say i was freaking balls man. Worst part is they left me in there all night. The coffin opened in the morning and my mom was there, the mortician looked mad as hell and my brother looked as if he got the worsr butt chewing ever

Looking back. Great story

living it i thinl i would of crapped mmyself being lockrd in a coffin for more than a minute, let alone all night

Lol. I fell asleep after awhile

There isnt much else you can do. Ever heard of the movie buried? Havent seen it yet but the whole film is some guy trappen in a coffin underfround

No i havent. Sounds horrible. Id go insane

I dunno how it ends but he calls the cops on his cell and is trying to get them to find him but ge doesnt know where he is

That would suck bad. Worse than being caught having sex by her dad