You dirty link licker.

Are you still setup and filming outside my window you stalker?

Why am I afraid to find out what this is about....

Tress, you can only come in if you've got an EdIshy Approved Paddle. :/

If you could see how bruised my perfectly sculpted tush is, you'd know she already has one.

Someone has stolen my Seal, then. Hmmm. Well, as long as it has been put to good use.

Carry on, Tress.

I don't use a paddle.

bad touch, Ed.

 

bad touch.

You're doing it all wrong Ed.

O.o

It's probably best not to think about it too much.  *nods sagely*

what has been thought... visualized... and obsessed upon... cannot be...

 

where was I going with this...

Something about sadism and hot chocolate

....no... no chocolate...

Where can I get one of those paddles? My current one broke from overuse.

wood never lasts.

Where can I get one of those paddles? My current one broke from overuse.

I'm on the third or fourth one. Man's got a hard tush.

 

Where can I get one of those paddles? My current one broke from overuse.

I'm on the third or fourth one. Man's got a hard tush.

wet leather.

 

hurts more, bruises less, lasts forever.

... I've heard.

There is something about a paddle, though. Just makes you shiver when you swing it.

 

I feel the same about a strap.

 

but I'm not swinging it so...

 

Ed, you are a bad boy, have I mentioned that recently?

 

 

Where can I get one of those paddles? My current one broke from overuse.

I'm on the third or fourth one. Man's got a hard tush.

wet leather.

 

hurts more, bruises less, lasts forever.

 

Doesn't leather shrink when it gets wet, though?

 

 

 

 

 

 

Where can I get one of those paddles? My current one broke from overuse.

 

I'm on the third or fourth one. Man's got a hard tush.

wet leather.

hurts more, bruises less, lasts forever.

 

Doesn't leather shrink when it gets wet, though?

it can shrink, and it can stretch.

 

you just have to work it a bit while it dries.

 

on a non naughty note, that's a good way to break in leather shoes and such.

 

and on to rubber hoses...