So in this thread I will tell you why I am teh best I am of the Shadow and am evil and all that good crazy stuff.

 

Feel free to contribute. But just remember: I am always right.

 

Why? Because I'm awesome. And Evil. And of the Shadow. But especially Awesome.

 

Reason number 1:

 

I was born this way.

 

 

2. I like big butts and I cannot lie (only about that. Otherwise I can lie with the best of them)

 

3. I don't like pickles.

 

Although with that logic maybe I should..

4. I like that awful Will.i.am and Britney song

 

5. I don't like to share my food.

 

 

6. I dislike most little dogs (although I still find them soooooooooooo cute. Until they bite me. Or bark. Forever.)

 

7.  I won't waste food. Or let you waste your food.

 

8. I kick people in the face. For fun.

 

9. I'm compiling these as I go along. There is no order. Only Chaos.

 

10. Cause I has 1100 Posts. You?

 

11. I have these and you don't (Mebbe).

 

I dunno,47,somethingish?

 

none of that is evil.

 

some of is a bit tacky, some of it endearing.

 

but not an evil thing in the lot.

 

trust me on this.

 

I know evil.

that was in re how many you got.

 

you posted too fast.

 

not evil.

12. Because I'm about to make you realize a dog has been to space but you haven't.

 

Evil is synonymous with awesome. I am awesome. Therefore, I am evil.

13. I will one day get Cindy to play a Mafia game.

 

14. I'll eat your heart.

 

15. JK just all your chocolates.

 

16. Not just kidding

 

17. I will always love you...

 

18. ...NOT! That's a NOT joke!

 

19. I will lurk in the shadows...

 

20. AND MAKE YOU DROP ALL YOUR ICE CREAM MAUAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

 

21. AND THEN EAT IT!

 

22. Then my stomach will ache. But it will be full. With your ice cream.