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NargtheTrolloc
NargtheTrolloc
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I am Narg. I be smart. Ask Narg whatever want. Narg knows all. Narg's no troll.

Narg now rhyme, Narg be strong. If you laugh, Narg destroy. Rhyme is fun. Rhyme no crime. And if Narg get it wrong eats you all.

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    Narg!!!

     

    hi!!!

     

    welcome back, where ya been?  and are you hungry?  can I get you something juicy and fresh to eat?

     

    Narg go on trip, Narg home. Narg hungry. Narg want full cookpot.

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    the cook pot is always full and ready for you, dear Narg.

     

    the two ewes i swiped the lambkins from are stewed tender, the broth enriched with their own tasty blood, and seasoned with the salt of their shepherds tears. and a few bay leaves, a little cayenne... I know you like it hot :).

     

    the shepherds are in the ground oven for your welcome home luau.

     

    may I groom you for chiggers and ticks while you eat, or shall I scarper and leave you in peace?

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    the cook pot is always full and ready for you, dear Narg.

     

    the two ewes i swiped the lambkins from are stewed tender, the broth enriched with their own tasty blood, and seasoned with the salt of their shepherds tears. and a few bay leaves, a little cayenne... I know you like it hot :).

     

    the shepherds are in the ground oven for your welcome home luau.

     

    may I groom you for chiggers and ticks while you eat, or shall I scarper and leave you in peace?

     

    Narg like lamb stew.

     

    Narg just take monthly bath, Narg clean.

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    will you be getting tanked for the holiday, Narg?

     

    Narg say beer good with human, human easy catch when drunk. They walk slow and trip into cookpot. Already marinated.

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    Dear Narg,

     

    Do any other trollocs have names?

     

    Narg not sure if contract say answer questions from Canadian. But Narg close eyes and pretend you big worm. Narg think no, for question. Narg be special.

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    Dear Narg,

    Why does cindy have a thing for you? (Is this special or do you always get hit on by kittehs?)

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    Dear Narg,

    Why does cindy have a thing for you? (Is this special or do you always get hit on by kittehs?)

     

    Human must have good taste.  *chews on Cindy* Yes, be good taste.

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