I am Narg. I be smart. Ask Narg whatever want. Narg knows all. Narg's no troll.

Narg now rhyme, Narg be strong. If you laugh, Narg destroy. Rhyme is fun. Rhyme no crime. And if Narg get it wrong eats you all.

Narg!!!

 

hi!!!

 

welcome back, where ya been?  and are you hungry?  can I get you something juicy and fresh to eat?

a little appetizer while you warm up.

 

i'll cook them if you like, but they're so delightful on the hoof...

 

Narg!!!

 

hi!!!

 

welcome back, where ya been?  and are you hungry?  can I get you something juicy and fresh to eat?

 

Narg go on trip, Narg home. Narg hungry. Narg want full cookpot.

the cook pot is always full and ready for you, dear Narg.

 

the two ewes i swiped the lambkins from are stewed tender, the broth enriched with their own tasty blood, and seasoned with the salt of their shepherds tears. and a few bay leaves, a little cayenne... I know you like it hot :).

 

the shepherds are in the ground oven for your welcome home luau.

 

may I groom you for chiggers and ticks while you eat, or shall I scarper and leave you in peace?

Edited March 17, 201313 yr by cindy

the cook pot is always full and ready for you, dear Narg.

 

the two ewes i swiped the lambkins from are stewed tender, the broth enriched with their own tasty blood, and seasoned with the salt of their shepherds tears. and a few bay leaves, a little cayenne... I know you like it hot :).

 

the shepherds are in the ground oven for your welcome home luau.

 

may I groom you for chiggers and ticks while you eat, or shall I scarper and leave you in peace?

 

Narg like lamb stew.

 

Narg just take monthly bath, Narg clean.

will you be getting tanked for the holiday, Narg?

Dear Narg,

 

If you could give someone a high five who would you high five?

will you be getting tanked for the holiday, Narg?

 

Narg say beer good with human, human easy catch when drunk. They walk slow and trip into cookpot. Already marinated.

Dear Narg,

 

If you could give someone a high five who would you high five?

 

Narg high five next human to get in cookpot.

Dear Narg,

 

What was your favorite vacation spot?

Dear Narg, 

 

Who is your favourite Chosen?

Dear Narg,

 

Do any other trollocs have names?

Dear Narg,

 

What was your favorite vacation spot?

 

Disneyland. Narg get bored with food. Narg like spicing up with costumes.

Dear Narg, 

 

Who is your favourite Chosen?

 

One who tastes best. Narg need eat them all to know.

Dear Narg,

 

Do any other trollocs have names?

 

Narg not sure if contract say answer questions from Canadian. But Narg close eyes and pretend you big worm. Narg think no, for question. Narg be special.

Dear Narg,

Why does cindy have a thing for you? (Is this special or do you always get hit on by kittehs?)

Dear Narg, 

 

Do you have any special holiday traditions? 

Dear Narg,

Why does cindy have a thing for you? (Is this special or do you always get hit on by kittehs?)

 

Human must have good taste.  *chews on Cindy* Yes, be good taste.

Dear Narg, 

 

Do you have any special holiday traditions? 

 

Narg like eat santa when Christmas.

Narg do you have a mustache?

Narg do you have a mustache?

 

Narg have wolfy muzzle, Narg have mustache.

Do all wolves have mustashes?

What is your favorite color? 

Why am I so good looking?