How cute *squeals*

Anyone know how to get rid of havoc wreaking monkies?  Hmmmm....

*withdraws from his quiver a boxing-glove arrow*

 

This should do the trick...

That looks like it might work and at least I shouldn't have to find a cart full of bananas to get rid of them. 

 

*pushes button on the left side of his chair and the side room of the tent turns into a big wave pool*

*withdraws from his quiver a boxing-glove arrow*

 

This should do the trick...

Don't you dare AJ!! I don't just love baboon butts, I lurve all monkey butts and the rest of them! You leave that baby Cyno alone! Oppie, Squish! Attack!! =op

*dejectedly puts the arrow back away*

 

Aw... I was just gonna have a little fun with 'em...

 

 

 

I repeat,  leave the monkeys alone! 

*grumbles about monkeys and looks for a lever or button that might lead to a cart of bananas appearing, but the randomness of them leave DJ going around in circles.* Can we launch them into space or fling them at someone else?

You fling poo, not monkeys DJ!!

 

 

*pats, pats AJ*  NO hurting the monkeys!

Edited April 24, 201313 yr by BridMorgan

*grumbles again as his head gets patted like a child's*

 

If they start flinging poo... I won't make any promises..

*flings some poo in hopes the monkeys start flinging it too*  Thankfully I have a mini trebuchet to do the flinging with.   Hmmmm....*lights a fuse in hopes some loud fireworks scare the monkeys.*

I hope you are at least wearing gloves...

..I wouldn't count on it

*flings poo in the general direction of Horn*

*throws herself in front of her Hero and takes the poo hit*

 

Avenge me!!

 

*passes out dramatically*

*twaps her Banded*

 

Look what you did to poor Brid!!

*carefully picks up his banded and waves smelling fireworks in front of her nose*  This should do the trick....and if not I know of a place to find purple porcupines, that might wake her up.

 

Well, Horn, I scooped the poo up with the mini trebuchet.  Ever try to get poo off of fur?   It takes a lot of scrubbing and this wolf doesn't like a lot of scrubbing. 

Starrik? Did you just assault a superior office by flinging poo at her??? Ohhh ohhhhh my fingers are itching... they're itching to type out a ....

 

 

SPOT-FINE!!!

 

For assaulting the Executive Officer with excrement like a primate, you must humble yourself down to a level she herself witnessed. For the next 24 hours (or 5 posts, whichever occurs last), you must include "I love baboon butts" in each post you make! (You may substitute for a picture of a baboon butt, as long as you don't repeat an image.)

Edited April 25, 201313 yr by F Horn of Valere

 

Excellent!

 

*suddenly becomes suspicious that a pile of poo might be flung his way*

That's a good spotfine.  And a funny one too. 

 

So I wonder what would happen if someone said the words...POO FIGHT!!! Yeah,,,,probably nothing would happen, although with the monkeys in here, you never know. 

It seems to me that it's been too long since we've had a good trial. I'm challenging my spotfine.

Runs in and presses the big pink button she had installed while DJ was away!!

 

Watches the pink glitter, confetti e and streamers explode from everywhere

 

RUNS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*gets covered in pink confetti and streamers*  Who, what, where, why, how????  *shakes confetti out of his coat, but a few streamers trail down his back* I don't think pink is really my color. 

Idk DJ... I think it kind of suits you!

Well if you think it suits me....and I suppose it is better than a pink loin cloth...and less scary looking.  Maybe I'll just go with it, or better yet maybe I'll have to chase May down and bring her back in here. hmmmm....where did I leave my trebuchet...*hits a few random buttons and pulls a lever*