chuckles, don't you know anything about the courts?? Prosecution FIRST.

Yar, Prosecute first then defence defends - and occassionally whispers to their client and Objects.

 

Present the case for the Prosecution please.

 

*bangs little hammer*

Are you also seeking to defend yourself? Does your Defender agree with this? 

hey im new at this !!

 

no laughing only i do that

And if you don't get on with it I'm gonna put you in the Dock with him and charge you with Obstructing Shadow Justice.

Defend well, there are points at stake.  

My defense attorney must have realized the conflict of interest in a Lightie defending a Shadow... hmmm.. perhaps the OTHER hero will defend me. TINA!!! where

art thou?

eh ithi you can do the offical talking......

*whispers to Turin and Eddie*

 

Do we actually have justice in the Shadow? I know I said it but I'm not sure we bother with it normally.

I'm a Judge. We don't do the talking. We do the judging.

 

I'm all for a Lightie being your Defence Lawyer. She will probably drop you right in it

LMAO. I don't know that I wanna be "in it!!"

*whispers back to Ithi and Turin*

Hmmm, in cases of being some sort of double agent and not exhibiting the Shadow enough, yes. 

As for the Laughing Cow, I think we should just flay him, and then make him finish. 

We certainly have justice. We all got on funny wigs right. That makes this legit. We just let them ramble on for a while, then pronounce him guilty and move on to sentencing.

 

He thought he could blow up the court. Even tried to get Fluffy VII to carry out the deed. He probably shouldn't be asking Tina for any favours right now.

If the facts are against you, pound on the law. If the law is against you, pound on the facts. And if both are against you, pound on the table!

— Legal aphorism

 

and if the Cow is against you, pound that!!

 

 

 

ok... but it's hard to punch Chuckles with eyes like that...

Fluffy VII?? the hell, I say; I caught that one wild. bit my fingers, it did.

Now he is talking about pounding farm animals.

 

Where are your missing fingers then? Only pet trollocs nibble light enough to leave them attached. Tina will know. Pray you aren't wrong about that. She loves those trollocs.

Now he is talking about pounding farm animals.

 

And you want to flay one. I say, sir, flay your cow in the privacy of your own home!!

im going to bed, someone can temporarily take my place......

dereliction of duty, sir!! your honor, I move for the prosecutor to be placed in the stocks

Oh my Great Lord.

 

 

Do we have any volunteers for the position of Shadow Prosecutor. I've got like 15 points left to give away this month.

Send in the Clones! 

Eddie wanted to flay the cow. But this leaving his post requires punishment.

 

 

Set the clones on him...

Ed Clones attend!

 

Discipline Chuckles immediately for leaving before a Balefire Verdict was procurred.