*watches as the Ed Clones rush in around Chuckles, who has been shielded and cut off from the Power per section 8, paragraph 3 of the Shadow Court rules and regulations*

its a lightie plot i tell you

strange, the first person to insinuate I'm a Lightie has fled the courtroom... perhaps he fears something being brought to...well, light.

I was having dinner! Let me speak for my client.

Are you also seeking to defend yourself? Does your Defender agree with this? 

I do not. 

uh oh. I'm doomed, methinks.

*looks at the poor thing*

 

so dors as his defence attorney do you have anything to say?

Damn it. I was having dinner! I hate you guys for doing this during my study rest! Because when I'm supposed to be studying I'm here... Well, anyway; What was I saying? Totally forgot.

 

My defense attorney must have realized the conflict of interest in a Lightie defending a Shadow... hmmm.. perhaps the OTHER hero will defend me. TINA!!! where

art thou?

 

 

I'm a Judge. We don't do the talking. We do the judging.

 

I'm all for a Lightie being your Defence Lawyer. She will probably drop you right in it

I was going to accuse you of being a Lightie but, since apparently it's everyone against you my Lightie spirit compels me to defend you and to accuse myself as a Shadowie. 

So, my question to the Jury is this one... Would you consider assassination (without a honorable purpose) as a typical shadowy action?

but... but... you being Shadowy would be as obvious as a barking cat!!

No asking the jury questions.

I haven't authorized you to speak! 

ooooh. shadowy of you.

Defendant pleads Nolo Contendre, and moves that his council be dismissed as irrelevant as we move to the sentencing phase.

Fine. Anyway, it's a generalized opinion that assassination isn't a virtue. This man promised that he'll kill anyone I want, whenever I want, just because he was bored. His only purpose was to corrupt a Light member.

withdraws plea...

And about that small detail of having a Lightie as a defense attorney... Well, I've been accused of shadowie behavior several times. That argument isn't justified.

withdraws plea...

My only job is to proof you're not a Lightie. If you want a deeper defense against other charges, you'll have to pay. Sorry.

hey, those were the only charges...

I forgot the bad-ass kitteh still has one free kill...

You didn't specify, so I can ask you to kill yourself 

ouch. please don't. I wouldn't want to break a promise.

Fine, fine... *totally feeling like Arya*

 

You're more useful alive.

Valar Morghulis, my dear attorney, but not today. I still gotta figure out WTF is up with Clara.

Cat the Stray totally fits you.

You're my particular Jaqen H'ghar 

I love you so much! 

HAHAHAHA 

 

But actually I do like the Hound. A lot. At least the one from the books.