38) If I absolutely must ride into battle, I most certainly do NOT ride at the forefront of my Minions of Malice, nor do I seek out the hero among his army.

39) I am neither chivalrous nor sporting. If I have an unstoppable super-weapon, I will use it as early and as often as possible instead of keeping it in reserve.

40) My Minions of Malice are trained in basic marksmanship. Any who cannot learn to hit a man-sized target at 10 meters will be used for target practice.

Looks like I must be a Lightie after all, as I break every rule of villainy know to... well, villains.

I guess now this is open for comments.

While I go hunt pictures.

Nothing to do with evil... oh, wait, yeah it does :)

 

 

at a loss...

*claps*

 

now that you've acknowledged your inner lightie, we're going to turn you....

This would have been funnier if I had not read those same(and more)things in Shayol Ghul some days ago.

 

Hmmm...let me find the catalogue of how to welcome people who have accepted light into light from shadow

*claps*

 

now that you've acknowledged your inner lightie, we're going to turn you....

I want a report of what you did while masquerading as a Shadowie

Excuse me?!

You accepted you are a Lightie I am misinterpreting it such so only official welcome is left

Wow!?!

 

Does the light really.want me that much?

Light hopes that everyone will once come to the Light

 

cross the threshold, you know you are close

Huh... looks like I outed someone...

I'm sorry these have been seen so recently. Perhaps I shall find some other evil stuff, then.

Tsuki you admitted you are not evil so Welcome to the Light *severes remaining connection to DO*

Nope... I said I am not TOTALLY evil.

I'm only mostly evil. :)

But not enough evil.

 

Come on humor me and accept it

*shakehead*

 

You'll have to try something a little more effictive pank

Evil enough... after all, look what m'lady Ithidar does with only 3%. :)

But you are only 10 raised to the power of minus google percent evil.

 

Random fact: google is the number 1 followed by 100 zeros.

 

See? Close to being a Lightie

*shakehead*

 

You'll have to try something a little more effictive pank

mind telling me what should i do?

 

*shakehead*

 

You'll have to try something a little more effictive pank

mind telling me what should i do?

 

 

no...........

But you are only 10 raised to the power of minus google percent evil.

 

Random fact: google is the number 1 followed by 100 zeros.

 

See? Close to being a Lightie

Well thank the Great Lord you explained... my feeble shadow intellect was SO confused, wondering how one measures the percent of a search engine.

Thank you, oh great Pank for enlightening this one.