I submit that I am the wittiest person here.  Prove me wrong.

can you back up that claim?

can you back up that claim?

 

Yes.

 

Ever heard of Plato, Aristotle, Socrates?  Morons.

I submit that you may be.

 

and moreover... you may need to believe that you are.

 

so I'll give that to you.

 

huzzah, you are smarter than your average WoT geek.

 

feel better, sweetie?

 

 

 

Ever heard of Plato, Aristotle, Socrates?  Morons.

quote something more obscure.

I submit that you may be.

 

and moreover... you may need to believe that you are.

 

so I'll give that to you.

 

huzzah, you are smarter than your average WoT geek.

 

feel better, sweetie?

 

I don't need to believe anything.  I have made this thread for motives you can't possibly fathom.

 

I submit that you may be.

and moreover... you may need to believe that you are.

so I'll give that to you.

huzzah, you are smarter than your average WoT geek.

feel better, sweetie?

 

 

I don't need to believe anything.  I have made this thread for motives you can't possibly fathom.

points

or some lightie task I'm not up on

or boredom

and inebrity

please, wile e. coyote, tell me of your fathomless reason.

 

can you back up that claim?

 

Yes.

 

 

prove it 

all night, Bruce Springsteen

 

 

 

Ever heard of Plato, Aristotle, Socrates?  Morons.

quote something more obscure.

 

 

What will you give me, if I do it for you?

 

 

I submit that you may be.

and moreover... you may need to believe that you are.

so I'll give that to you.

huzzah, you are smarter than your average WoT geek.

feel better, sweetie?

 

I don't need to believe anything.  I have made this thread for motives you can't possibly fathom.

points

 

 

Tertiary.

 

 

or some lightie task I'm not up on

 

Certainly not.

 

 

or boredom

 

Secondary, but not independent of the primary.

 

 

and inebrity

 

Not as of yet.

 

 

please, wile e. coyote, tell me of your fathomless reason.

 

It is a mystery.

 

 

can you back up that claim?

 

Yes.

 

 

prove it 

 

 

Such a claim cannot be proved.  It can only fail to be disproved.

 

 

 

can you back up that claim?

 

Yes.

 

 

prove it 

 

 

Such a claim cannot be proved.  It can only fail to be disproved.

 

 

ill give you 5 points if you prove it 

I am pointsed out, oh hey that reminds me it's June...

 

I will give you my respect and my spam.

 

either way, be as witless as you like.

 

and wrap it in an enigma... a shiny red one, please.

 

 

 

 

can you back up that claim?

 

Yes.

 

 

prove it 

 

 

Such a claim cannot be proved.  It can only fail to be disproved.

 

 

ill give you 5 points if you prove it 

 

 

I'll give you 5 points if you prove Euclid's axioms.

I am pointsed out, oh hey that reminds me it's June...

 

I will give you my respect and my spam.

 

either way, be as witless as you like.

 

and wrap it in an enigma... a shiny red one, please.

 

You understand far too much.  Luckily, my triumph is inevitable.

 

 

 

 

 

can you back up that claim?

 

Yes.

 

 

prove it 

 

 

Such a claim cannot be proved.  It can only fail to be disproved.

 

 

ill give you 5 points if you prove it 

 

 

I'll give you 5 points if you prove Euclid's axioms.

 

 

its the summer, stop reminding me of math classes 

>.>

 

*balefires*

 

I am pointsed out, oh hey that reminds me it's June...

I will give you my respect and my spam.

either way, be as witless as you like.

and wrap it in an enigma... a shiny red one, please.

 

 

You understand far too much.  Luckily, my triumph is inevitable.

as is your downfall but only because life is furiously meaningless.

 

let us drink, post, and be silly for tomorrow we're cloudflared

and sign up for 100 qs if you would, dear... we're shy on witty respondents.