Jam has to go on first. Because you spread jam - but dollop the cream

Ihavenoideawhatclottedcremeis.......

It is erm ... cream that has been baked and then cooled? It basically makes it extra creamy and thick and spreadable.

 

I think.

 

It's like Super Cream.

people who RP have an accent?

Everyone has an accent.

How is it different from cream cheese or crème frais?

It just tastes like really nice cream.

 

Whereas they taste like cheese - or a bit sour.

 

You are over here. Pop into a supermarket and get some. Have it with Nutella and pancakes :)

Hmm. I may have to add clotted cream and scones to my list of things to be vandaliZed.

Having already succeeded on the English language, naturally.

It is strawberry season also.

 

Clotted cream could work well with them.

 

It is Wimbledon after all. You should make up a jug of Pimms.

Having already succeeded on the English language, naturally.

You Americans did that a long time ago.

 

We're totally over it.

 

Having already succeeded on the English language, naturally.

You Americans did that a long time ago.

 

And we're still doing it. Homer Simpson, George W. Bush, and Sarah Palin are linguistic geniuses.

They bring us joy and laughter. We are big fans.

Also, I've had Pimms before. Good stuff for the summer.

 

Having already seceded from the English language, naturally.

You Americans did that a long time ago.

 

*throws you all into the harbour*

 

Watching cricket. This Gloucestershire bowler is getting rocked. Of course I suppose it doesn't help when almost any ground ball with any sort of pace on it goes for 4 runs.

Also, £40 for a decent restaurant dinner is somewhat nuts.

Cameron White is raking.

Is there some reason they show the bowling speed in mph? Also, 75 mph is super slow. Most 15 year olds can thfrow a baseball that hard.

Speed is still measured in Imperial.

 

We are not Europe.

you'll have to get used to the weird mix of imperial and metric measurements:

 

legally thinkgs have to be sold in metric but you sometimes still see conversions to imperial - for instance if you go into a supermarket and buy a pack of sausages, likelyhood they will be 454g..... whick is one pound (lb).

 

But you asked me about my weight I would give you a figure (that may or may not be true!) in stones and pounds, not kilograms.

Hey Ithi...there is forkroot in your tea!!!

 

You have been tricked by SG!!!

 

*proceeds to kidnap ithi*

No drinking of said tea ever took place. You gonna have some issues.

 

* balefires all those potentially responsible*

*dodges the balefire and brings Ithi with him*