I never drank the tea

 

Of course I could pretend that I did ... Depends if you want a seriously cross M'Hael and mischievous Storm Leader who actually can Channel fine in your midst?

 

What's in it for me?

Feeling a balefire dragon transformation coming on

I don't believe the Great Lord sent him anyway.

 

I'd like to see some ID.

 

*waits*

Yes. I bet he doesn't even call him great lord. I call Lightie shenanigans. Patents of shadow are required.

Or evidence of evilness.

 

List your Deeds of Evilness.

 

 

 

Oh ... And can we get some more Black Stone please. I've been thinking about adding a conservatory to the Palace.

 

I've got a list somewhere - or did I already give it to Turin?

 

*pats pockets*

Kronos. Listen as M'Hael speaks to you...

 

I require you to bring me 13 tonnes of SG black stone for my construction project. And 13 myrrdraal. I have "things" to do.

The list? Where is the list? Ah here it is...

 

Black stone check

Myrrdraal check

5 new mind traps New mind you

7 fists of trollocs. Smart ones mind you

Lots and lots of gold.

 

 

That will do for now. Now step before I get agitated.

Well done, Kronos! Our lord will be pleased. 

 

*freezes Turin to ice and lets her polar bears lick on him* 

 

*links with Turin and Shields everyone else - then defrosts him*

 

I'm sorry - I simply don't have time to catch up with our Great Lord at the moment. I'll have my people talk to your people and pencil a time in that's convenient.

 

I'm sure he's very pleased with the work we are doing here and wouldn't wish for it to be interupted.

 

*opens a Gateway under their feet and drops them through it*

 

Oh. I hope none of them were Shadowspawn.

 

 

And don't forget this

 

*sends list after*

Good job, little trolloc 

Ooops. Apparently they were.

 

Oh well never mind.

 

Shadowspawn are ten a penny these days

 

*takes Turin's hand and leaves the Thread*

Good job, little trolloc 

 

He is an adorable little trolloc. 

*temporarily cuts Turin and Ithi off from the Source* 

 

Now, now...no balefire and no sending my Trolloc and Myrddraal through a Gateway. 

 

*takes her Shadowspawn minions back to SG and releases the Source back Turin and Ithi* 

 

Good job, little trolloc 

 

He is an adorable little trolloc. 

 

 

Yes, Sister. You are doing such a good job with him. 

When you obey Shaidar Haran, you obey the Great Lord. When you disobey Shaidar Haran, you disobey the Great Lord...

 

Also, Narg is the only smart trolloc.

Narg is my smart Trolloc, good cook too. 

 

 

Also, I just had a dinner of:

Escargots

Boeuf Bourgignon

Pinot Noir (Bourgogne)

Fromage blanc

Je suis content.

Mums! That means yummy! I haven´t eaten escargots in many years. Would rather have white wine though.

White wine doesn't go well with red meat.

I don't like scones. They're like evil muffins that have had all the moisture sucked out of them or something. Coffee is better than tea. Fish and chips are good but you can't eat 'em every day. Lamb and mint is weird but pleasant. Shepherd's pie is bleh. The Scottish and Irish eat even more disgusting things but they make damn fine whisky and beer so they get a pass on the food.

Haggis ftw

 

Also pizza crunches and munchy boxes

*is so glad she doesn't like tea* 

*wanders back in*

 

Apparently that doesn't make a difference lol. I didn't drink the tea either.

 

It was posting on rails with pre-determined outcome.

 

 

One should know that never works in the BT lol

Trying to predict anything ever never works in the bt. We are a den of chaos.

We are rather good like that

I had scones with clotted cream and fresh strawberries yesterday - I was in scone heaven!

Oh I could do with some scones and cream right now! I'm hungry!

Scones, muffins, cupcakes etc are overrated.

 

 

Custard tarts, lamingtons and pies are why you go to a bakery *nod*

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