5 dollars doesn't go very far at all

 

Also Cindy, now that you mention it, I don't really have a reason. Just feels like maybe I'm too handsome sometimes. People don't want to know me... They just want some sweet dark and stormy berf-flavored eye candy

 

That's not what you said last night.

 

note to self : bring extra bright torch next time.

Totally missed your so called charms.

 

Note to self: become less irresistable to Lighties.

 

Ahhh Berf you love us long time...five dollars goes a long way yo.

 

oops I did it again... crossing the line

italicising

 

Yes, those italics are a very naughty font. I don't know why the admins don't just ban italics altogether.

for $5 they might add pictographs

I think I can get in enough trouble with italics thank you very much.

nah, you just need a bold prophylaxis of some kind.

 

... to prevent trouble. and viruses and malware and worms, oh my.

I was saying to my boss today I need to marry an Italian girl because isn't that the one where they pin money to the dress?

 

Then I wondered if I was being racist, or merely ignorant.

you are seeking a busta I believe.

 

not racist so much as opportunistic.

I can live with that. Gotta be something, right?

it's shadow appropriate. I approve.

Oh dear I don't think our Berf needs more encouragement..