Go!!!!

Smash his very expensive guitar. I would never do that of course. Or would I... 

Hang, draw and quarter!

Cover in fish food and push into a big fish tank, and they will get slowly nibbled into oblivion

...move on and occupy your thoughts with somebody else?

Call Chuck Norris. Enough said.

Make a new plan, Stan?

Smash his very expensive guitar. I would never do that of course. Or would I... 

 

 Not cool.

 

Smash his very expensive guitar. I would never do that of course. Or would I... 

 

 Not cool.

 

 

That is a bit much :/

lol 

 

It´s great that you think that is worse than slowly get eaten by fishes. 

That would be strangely peaceful I think.

Hi Black Tower

 

Creative Ways to Eliminate Ex's is to go on rebound dates

Hi Black Tower

 

Creative Ways to Eliminate Ex's is to go on rebound dates

lul double post.

I'm drunk right now so I would say that the best way to eliminate ex is to profess your undying love for them. Because technically, making an ex your current significant other is in a way eliminating the ex factor :P

It does not work!

 

Then you have significant annoyance.

Well I've never been in a REAL relationship so I guess I don't know better.

Make a new plan, Stan?

no need to be coy, Roy...

 

srsly, just be happy, if it wasn't right you get to find the one who is.

 

and if you still care nough to want to eliminate someone you're not done.

 

why does this thread make me think of daleks...

It's the word eliminate it's close to exterminate.

 

Personally I liked the word deleted myself when it comes to exes.

 

YOU ARE DELETED has a certain ring to it.

 

Especially when it comes to not so real relationship eh mcs..

Balefire? Or accidently set fire to their house?

...move on and occupy your thoughts with somebody else?

I've moved on. He just is just trying to worm his way back into my life >.>

And to all of the rest--HAHAAHAHAH

If they have a large death insurance and you are the claimant...just move on and get in a hit man...simples! Though not as fun as doing the hanging, drawing and quartering, just to satisfy a little need...>.>

srsly, male relatives will handle that best I think.

 

tho some men will never stop calling. never. once a year or so forever... and in a few decades you may take it as a compliment. or simply find it funny and a bit sad.

 

.....

 

 

you may want to consider an order of protection depending on how far this attempted worming goes.

 

...move on and occupy your thoughts with somebody else?

I've moved on. He just is just trying to worm his way back into my life >.>

 

 

Does he just want to be friends?

Hi Black Tower

 

Creative Ways to Eliminate Ex's is to go on rebound dates

 

Hi Senexx! Welcome to the BT!