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Welcome back to the Band Horus!

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So nicknames for Brid is it?

 

Bird? My brain autocorrects Brid to Bird most of the time anyway

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Welcome back Horus!! It's good to see you! *claps his palmbuttons together  and waits for the two barrels of bandy to land next to Horus*  Oh and you might want some of these too...*slides Horus some fireworks*   Just to help the celebration. :baalzamon:

Wooo Jon!!

 

*rubs hands together with delight*

 

Fireworks for me?....your to kind! :biggrin:

 

*lights with handy zippo*

 

Ohhh wonder what their gonna do???

Oh... Dice!? O.o *presses remote to unlock a cage far off somewhere in the mountains and release a certain wallabie...*

 

Welcome back to the band Horus! Allow me... *places a Flaming Shot into one of Horus's hands and vigorously shakes his other* :biggrin: I'm Matrim or just Matty to most, and the CG of the Archers here.

Matty, pleasure to meet ya, mate!!!

 

And flaming shots...don't mind if I do!!

 

*throws it down the gullet in one*

 

Ahhh....feel the burn!!! :biggrin:

Horus should be feeling like holes are being burnt in the back of his head and hot breath is on his neck. Cause Dice is suddenly standing behind him and glaring daggers.  Spinning Horus around Dice looks at his  longtime missing banded, trying to decide what to do. Tears are, of course out of the question. Horrie may shed some before Dice is finished tho.

 

On seeing this return Dice DID in fact let out an audible gasp that had his daughter looking at him strangely but now he tries to decide. Does Horus get punched or have the stuffing hugged out of him??  Wonders if he can do both....

 

 

Bunyan trots in having smelt the melburnian and butts him with his head.  As Horus staggers Dice strikes

 

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The groan of pressured bone is audible. Finally Dice release Horus and steps back.

 

 

"Just where in Shayl Ghuls forges have YOU been??!! "

 

 

Do you have any idea what Ive benn putting up with here?  Bloody Qlders AND KIWIS!!!  and my banded has been off watching AFL without me!!!!

 

 

Dice reaches into his bag and brings out 2 ice cold BanBuns. Hands one to Horus.  "Good to see you bro  now STAY this time willya???!!!  Chug-a-lug!"

*cheers from back row with popcorn*

 

Naww Dicicle got his fwiend baaaaack!!!

 

You're a Melburnian Horus? *points at self and Starry* QLD for us   :)

Ouch that's one strong hug there, Dice!! Geez musta missed me hey??  :wink:

 

Hiya Bunyan, you been keeping this great lug outta trouble or what? :biggrin:

 

*downs brew with relish*

 

And yes, I'll be sticking round this time, matey. If only to save you from the influx of Kiwis and Qlds.... :rolleyes:

 

*tackles Dice returning the favour of a couple cracked ribs*

*sits back to watch the fight*

 

Who wants to lay a bet on the winner?

Ok we have 1 vote for sire dice and 1 vote for bridsy.

*sits back to watch the fight*

 

Who wants to lay a bet on the winner?

 

True to your name you are :tongue:

 

You are all a bunch of suck-ups! I set all my money on the new old guy :wink:

 

Hey, I'm a gambler! :mat:

 

Get 'em Horus!

Edited by Matrim Hat-rim

No, I'm not being lazy, just tactical. I will jump in once they have all weakened each other and win the entire brawl.

*Feels the fluffy slipper bounce off his head.*

 

Sire dice, it looks like you have lost one of your slippers again.

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