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Where are all the Americans?

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I wasn't home. I am now though.

 

And I was up that late because it's weekend.

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But you aren't American. If you aren't around at 11:15 PM your time, I won't be surprised.

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Something fishy is going on.

 

That fish stinks btw

 

*finishes eating*

 

Now it won't anymore.

....okay, it's been three days and no one's said it, so I guess I'm going to have to.  And you all should feel bad for missing this opportunity.

 

 

Where aren't we active at our normal times?  Government shutdown that's why!  *flees*

Oh, it´s a Zhon!

 

*catches the Zhon*

 

Now sit here and watch people slap other people with fishes. 

 

*gives popcorn*

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Wowwww. So rude.  Didn't your mum tell you not to steal fish from your friends!?

 

She also wonders who raised me, sometimes...

 

....okay, it's been three days and no one's said it, so I guess I'm going to have to.  And you all should feel bad for missing this opportunity.

 

 

Where aren't we active at our normal times?  Government shutdown that's why!  *flees*

 

Everything is because of the government shutdown now?

I'm an American!

 

A fun note on the government shutdown though:

 

I made a sarcastic joke about the shutdown saying: "Gee, what are we going to do without all our national parks for a few days."

 

A coworker then replied: "I think that's terrible, where are all the animals going to go?."

 

I found it quite humorous, but also died a little inside. 

 

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I'm an American!

 

A fun note on the government shutdown though:

 

I made a sarcastic joke about the shutdown saying: "Gee, what are we going to do without all our national parks for a few days."

 

A coworker then replied: "I think that's terrible, where are all the animals going to go?."

 

I found it quite humorous, but also died a little inside. 

You should have told them sarcastically that the saintly souls at the state funded zoos take them in.You know the saying in America, ignorance is lighter than a feather, and a book is as heavy as a mountain...

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Good to see you around, Talm. :)

 

And just hope that your co-worker was joking too.

 

 

I'm an American!

 

A fun note on the government shutdown though:

 

I made a sarcastic joke about the shutdown saying: "Gee, what are we going to do without all our national parks for a few days."

 

A coworker then replied: "I think that's terrible, where are all the animals going to go?."

 

I found it quite humorous, but also died a little inside.

You should have told them sarcastically that the saintly souls at the state funded zoos take them in.You know the saying in America, ignorance is lighter than a feather, and a book is as heavy as a mountain...
Another 5 for you sir, I literally laughed out loud at that.

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