Speaking of which, what if bacon grew off pigs like leaves off a tree, or wool from a sheep? Like, you could shear it from the animal without having to kill it.

 

Would pigs becomes the most popular "pet" in the world? They really are pretty friggin cute before they get enormous (especially the potbellied ones <3), and in fact they're quite intelligent. And no one can tell me they don't like the occasionally grunt or squeak from a tiny little piglet.

 

Cute?  Maybe when young.  Intelligent?  Too much so for their own good.  Vicious as all getout?  DEFINITELY!

 

Wild pigs are rampant in southern U.S., and only getting worse.  They tear up foliage everywhere, barge into people's homes and attack any non-pig without provocation.  Pig Hunting Season is a year-round event because of how many there are.

Pigs taste good.

Wait what?

What part of "pigs growing bacon like wool so you can shear it off and not have to kill them so they'd make better pets" didn't you understand, Csarmi?

*drools* someone mentionned bacon ?

I am not made for physical exercise :(