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Black Ajah December: Twisted Santa

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Have you all been good this year?


 


I certainly hope not!


 


But even us poor souls in Shayol Ghul can send a letter to Santa and ask for a present. Just post what you would like here, and their may be a delivery for you.


 


But beware! Santa has sworn to the Great Lord so the present you receive may not be quite what you anticipated.......


 


 


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Cindy wanted 30 years back, so that's what Santa gave her..................... he gave her back the computer of 1983

 

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DM might not look the same on that!

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and a pony! Santa obliges......

 

 

hang on, I think this is a little small for a pony.....

 

 

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ah dang! looks like Santa got a bit confused and gave her a crochet hook made by some company called pony - silly Twisted Santa!

Cindy wanted 30 years back, so that's what Santa gave her..................... he gave her back the computer of 1983

 

1983-ibm-pc-xt.jpg

 

 

 

DM might not look the same on that!

 

.... that's the last computer I could program.

 

*cries*

 

  

and a pony! Santa obliges......

 

 

hang on, I think this is a little small for a pony.....

 

 

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ah dang! looks like Santa got a bit confused and gave her a crochet hook made by some company called pony - silly Twisted Santa!

 

oooh! nice I have much more use for that than a pony.

 

thanks Santa!

 

the Hebrew hammer said you was a righteous dude and all.

 

sorry, I slipped back past 1983 there.

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*tethers Cindy to the present so she doesn't get lost in the past*

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And Santa gives Tina a laptop

 

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that is good for a paperweight, or to confuse spiders, but not much else

Dear Santa, I´ll give you a new chance. Can I please get a hot tub and a library? 

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I want a 3 bed 2 bath ranch in north tonawanda please

A ranch!

 

 

Oh wait, actually he got you some ranch dressing

 

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I want a diamond. 

 

oooohhhh sparklies! good choice!

 

 

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ah. I suppose there are diamonds on this industrial drill bit, but nothing you could wear

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I want a new car I can drive around.

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hmmm, looks like Santa has given you one you can drive, but can not get in to

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Dear Santa, I´ll give you a new chance. Can I please get a hot tub and a library? 

Santa obliges...

 

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but seems to have also shrunk the hot tub!

 

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and I have a feeling that something is missing from your new library......

May I join in, even if I am not part of the SC? It sounds fun and I always believed in Santa Claws :biggrin:

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