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So I would like to have a sweet baby fluffy puppy that is alive, not a toy :wink:

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So I would like to have a sweet baby fluffy puppy that is alive, not a toy :wink:

 

Santa got you a puppy - hooray!

 

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well, it is alive!

 

Welcome To Shayol Ghul!

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I want minions. Lots and lots of minions. 

 

 

And hi, Thea. Welcome to SG.

 

instant minions

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I want Santa to chop down the largest tree in the forest with.................

 

 

 

 

a Herring!

 

So I would like to have a sweet baby fluffy puppy that is alive, not a toy :wink:

 

Santa got you a puppy - hooray!

 

Puppy2.jpg

 

well, it is alive!

 

Welcome To Shayol Ghul!

 

:laugh:

 

Thank you, Santa, I hope it doesn't go to the toilet inside my room :rolleyes:

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I want a vacation

 

Santa has bought you a ticket to the Lost Island - watch out for the smoke monster now!

 

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I want Santa to chop down the largest tree in the forest with.................

 

 

 

 

a Herring!

 

Santa chopped the tree down, and went on chopping

 

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(that was one sharp herring)

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So I would like to have a sweet baby fluffy puppy that is alive, not a toy :wink:

 

Santa got you a puppy - hooray!

 

Puppy2.jpg

 

well, it is alive!

 

Welcome To Shayol Ghul!

 

:laugh:

 

Thank you, Santa, I hope it doesn't go to the toilet inside my room :rolleyes:

 

 

Santa is glad you like it!

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Santa, I would like lots of snuggles for Christmas please.

 

 

for Cindy, a slightly creepy looking bear called Snuggles

 

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and a whole bundle of these

 

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(cos one of my hamsters is called Snuggles)

 

Dear Santa, I´ll give you a new chance. Can I please get a hot tub and a library? 

Santa obliges...

 

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but seems to have also shrunk the hot tub!

 

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and I have a feeling that something is missing from your new library......

 

This is the most depressing thing I've ever seen.

 

I want a vacation

 

Santa has bought you a ticket to the Lost Island - watch out for the smoke monster now!

 

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It's perfect. 

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My shrubbery is perfect!! How about.... A pizza?

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Santa isn't a very good cook, sorry!

While you're at it, I'd like to meet a famous dead celebrity, and know the recipe to the best barbecue sauce ever.

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Santa, I'd like peace on Earth and goodwill towards men.

 

:baalzamon:

Peas on earth:

 

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