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AN A MERRRY WHATSIT TO OYU

Ithnk ww losr our coach..

I think we lost her hours ago.

Why am I even here, I'm not drunk. Although I could be; I have rum. Why do I have rum, though. I don't even like rum.

I don't drink

I do, occasionally, but never to the point of being drunk. At least so far. Not by conscious choice, it just never happens and I don't see that it's anything I should particularly strive to change. x)

I was going to tell you the meaning of life for a small amount but nah... The moment is gone

 

Well, I am back and amazed I managed to post a topic last night!

 

So, what do you often do when your drunk? I sing (thanks mom and daddy, I sing well) just don't give me an instrument (smashing guitars ideas flow away). Do you run around naked or recite Shakespeare?

I become very friendly, I have been known to buy drinks for an entire bar full of people. I make new friends very easily when I get drunk. I also become very talkative, and take my meager dancing skills out of my pocket(something I never do otherwise) I used to run around naked when I was younger, but I had to stop that, it was upsetting people.

Edited December 8, 201312 yr by Paetram Mondora

 

Well, I always use skimpy outfits, I don't know why, men like them. After that it gets wild.  Usually we bet on people. Like: Make person 1 buy you a drink and when it's late, make person 1/2/3/4/ enter a fountain with you (in winter).

Paet, I see you in the crew for stupid jokes that no one remembers but they make  GREAT MEMORIES... I love friendly peple and after alco happens, I am the best dancer

 

Come, share...

I have plenty of memories that I don't remember, but everyone else does. The only bets I can think of that we have made, are taking shots of stuff that you have no idea what it is. That gets pretty bad. I doubt my dance moves get any better after drinking, but I feel like I could be in a music video 

Do you or anybody know what a Russian Suubmarine is?

I don't, but it sounds interesting

I do, occasionally, but never to the point of being drunk. At least so far. Not by conscious choice, it just never happens and I don't see that it's anything I should particularly strive to change. x)

 

Not drinking a lot, or stopping before you get drunk can be a conscious choice. I have found that drinking until I am drunk, or even blacked out, just kind of happens. I drink too much too quickly, and it all catches up at one time. I almost always regret it when I wake up.

I eat less than 4e00 calories a day, so I get drunk by 300 ml of alcohol.

 

And Russian submarine isthe ultimate  frontier:

 

You take a pint of lager or any kind of beer and you dip 100s vodka in it.

 

It falls like a submarine, the vodka flows and you drink

oh, we call that a Boilermaker, but its with beer and a shot of whiskey. In Korea, its called Somac, and its beer and a shot of soju. I love doing those, they are delicious

And deadly... I am like you, I start singing (thanks the Litght, I have a decent voice)

 

And yeah, I get down to every dance you show me

 

You?

I sing when I am sober, but I karaoke when I am drunk. It depends on the song (in my ears) whether I am a good singer or not. I really don't like to dance, but I have no problem teaching

 

Maybe something like this

 

I talk, laugh, hit on girls, occasionally get in a bar fight(very rare) and have a blast. 

I sing when I'm sober. Probably would drunk, too, but we may never know.

 

My best friend turns gay for his bandmate when they're both drunk. I don't blame him; said bandmate is the most beautiful man I know. And I have a Polish friend who starts speaking Finnish when she's drunk - and the amazing thing is how well she remembers things, phrases and words (and not just obscenities, either) and usually even makes sense.

Why am I even here, I'm not drunk. Although I could be; I have rum. Why do I have rum, though. I don't even like rum.

I tend to be a spaced out drunk. Get a few drinks in me and even if I am still awake, I will be oblivious to the world. And how can anyone not like rum?

I don't know, maybe I'm drinking it wrong.

Talking about alcohol is not forbidden on DM but I would apprichiate if you don´t start threads that are dedicated to drinking here in the BT. Thanks. 

I am sorry, Tina, I will remember and it won't be repeated