Lanfear,

 

I am Nae'blis...that is all.

 

Moridin

Moridin,

 

I have reviewed your resume and letter of interest.  Unfortunately, I cannot find a place for you in my organization at the moment.  You are too ineffectual for my needs and cannot offer enough to my plan to dominate Middle Earth.  Good luck in your job search.

 

Sincerely,

Sauron

Dear Sauron,

 

I found a bottle of Clear Eyes on a Hobbit that I just finished wrapping. Hope it helps.

 

-Shelob

Dear Shelob,

 

Your days are numbered.

 

Samwise Gamgee

Dear Fatsy Hobbit,

 

You...you RUINS it! Stay away from my...my precccioussssss

 

 

**coughGollumGollum** Smeagol 

Gollum,

 

Yeah, if you could choose the good guys or the bad guys, that'd be great...oh and if you could make sure to use the correct cover sheet for the TPS reports, that'd be great. I'll make sure you get a copy of that memo.

 

Bill Lumburgh

Lumburgh,

 

You have no idea how to run an organisation and administration propperly. Get off this boat, you, micromanager.

 

 

Siuan Sanche,

 

Aes Sedai of the Blue Ajah

Siuan Sanche,

 

You catch more flies with honey than vinegar.

 

 

Inara (Firefly)