of his debauchery. 

to start anew

Baby New Year was a happy child. Unbeknownst to Ishy, he fathered triplets this time. They were cute but very hairy little girls. Their Mom was hairier. She attracted Ishy with whiskey. Carefully sowing destruction, they created the babies in the images of the Forsaken, but with minds much, much smarter than those of the addle-pated ewoks, who had manscaped themselves into oblivion. Ishy thought how drunk was he? He knew he looked amazing as always, but without his Depends or his bluesies, he'd descend into madness because of poopypants, Despo's poopypants, actually. They'd shared pants. 

 

Baby loved Lily to eat yogurt, rather than blood, but she preferred uncongealed fresh foods, so the baby didn't want to eat spoiled food. 

 

Meanwhile, in Pandyland, sexual harrassment panda was giving a pep talk to the man who "accidentally" rubbed against himself when he changed the calendar to reflect the never ending cycle of his debauchery. To start anew, he knew that 

sacrifices were required

He tried to 

wrangle a goat

which Baby thought

a fine offering

to his reign. 

but was it

Baby New Year was a happy child. Unbeknownst to Ishy, he fathered triplets this time. They were cute but very hairy little girls. Their Mom was hairier. She attracted Ishy with whiskey. Carefully sowing destruction, they created the babies in the images of the Forsaken, but with minds much, much smarter than those of the addle-pated ewoks, who had manscaped themselves into oblivion. Ishy thought how drunk was he? He knew he looked amazing as always, but without his Depends or his bluesies, he'd descend into madness because of poopypants, Despo's poopypants, actually. They'd shared pants. 

 

Baby loved Lily to eat yogurt, rather than blood, but she preferred uncongealed fresh foods, so the baby didn't want to eat spoiled food. 

 

Meanwhile, in Pandyland, sexual harrassment panda was giving a pep talk to the man who "accidentally" rubbed against himself when he changed the calendar to reflect the never ending cycle of his debauchery. To start anew, he knew that sacrifices were required. He tried to wrangle a goat, which Baby thought a fine offering to his reign, but was it? Goats and Pandas?

it must be....

Verba's weird obsession

We all know 

he loves llamas

more than lamp.

and llama fur

makes him itch

in a special

sort of way. 

He would never

feel as good

as he wished

but he wanted

to make sure