*drags his ball and chain around*

 

I ended up with a band of medieval re-enactors, and now i'm part of the event staff. We organise events, tournaments and regular monthly training. It's tons of fun.

 

One of the officers is a fencing instructor, and it's interesting to see him swordfight

Thanks everyone, had a fun time meeting all of you but could I please get a towel, I seem to have dropped my mug of ale.

*gives a towel*

Oooh, sneaky. 

ush, u !

 

 

now .. *coughs* who wants to DRINK something ?

Yeavill have a mulkshake please

mulkshake? that's badass..

Itsc6 am. Somewhone woke me up and blah. Saturdday shoukd be for sleeping

lol

 

that's 2 mulkshakes on the rocks for u, Lazy

I should not be allowed to use my phone before 7am and 1 coffee has been consumed. Its torture plain and simple.

 may I have a mulkshake? 

are u sure ur stomach is strong enough for that ?

Madam... I... have a stomach of steel.

let's put that to the test !

 

*hands Jak 5 mulkshakes and grins*

 

are u ready for this ?

I'm ready! *Downs them all, one after another*

that was only the first step

 

*hands Jak 5 more mulkshakes*

 

*grins*

You stole a stomach?

Or did you mean steel which will be corroded by the mulkshakes

*whistles innocently* I don't know what you're talking about, Lazy.   *Downs the next five mulkshakes* 

well Jak, i hope it is not a HORSE stomach u stole !

I don't know what you're talking about. I didn't steal any stomachs. See for yourself:

 

Madam... I... have a stomach of steel.

 

 

Though by the way, why shouldn't I steal a horse stomach?

Where did you get the horse stomach from? Did you steal one of the Cav's horses and dissect it?

that, would be madness ...

I DIDN'T STEAL A.... RRRRRG!  You have poked the sleeping bear! *seizes Saidin* 

Bahhahaha. Stomach thief. Awesome.

Btw i hear mulkshakes are good for anger management

*dips Jak in a barrel of mulkshake*

 

Lazy, do you think Jak will be less angry after this ?

 

*dips him again*