*drags his ball and chain around*

 

I ended up with a band of medieval re-enactors, and now i'm part of the event staff. We organise events, tournaments and regular monthly training. It's tons of fun.

 

One of the officers is a fencing instructor, and it's interesting to see him swordfight

Thanks everyone, had a fun time meeting all of you but could I please get a towel, I seem to have dropped my mug of ale.

*gives a towel*

Oooh, sneaky. 

ush, u !

 

 

now .. *coughs* who wants to DRINK something ?

Edited April 11, 201412 yr by Hayl3y

Yeavill have a mulkshake please

mulkshake? that's badass..

Itsc6 am. Somewhone woke me up and blah. Saturdday shoukd be for sleeping

lol

 

that's 2 mulkshakes on the rocks for u, Lazy

I should not be allowed to use my phone before 7am and 1 coffee has been consumed. Its torture plain and simple.

 may I have a mulkshake? 

are u sure ur stomach is strong enough for that ?

Madam... I... have a stomach of steel.

Edited April 13, 201412 yr by Jak 0' the Shadows

let's put that to the test !

 

*hands Jak 5 mulkshakes and grins*

 

are u ready for this ?

I'm ready! *Downs them all, one after another*

that was only the first step

 

*hands Jak 5 more mulkshakes*

 

*grins*

You stole a stomach?

Or did you mean steel which will be corroded by the mulkshakes

*whistles innocently* I don't know what you're talking about, Lazy.   *Downs the next five mulkshakes* 

well Jak, i hope it is not a HORSE stomach u stole !

I don't know what you're talking about. I didn't steal any stomachs. See for yourself:

 

Madam... I... have a stomach of steel.

 

 

Though by the way, why shouldn't I steal a horse stomach?

Where did you get the horse stomach from? Did you steal one of the Cav's horses and dissect it?

that, would be madness ...

Edited April 14, 201412 yr by Hayl3y

I DIDN'T STEAL A.... RRRRRG!  You have poked the sleeping bear! *seizes Saidin* 

Bahhahaha. Stomach thief. Awesome.

Btw i hear mulkshakes are good for anger management

*dips Jak in a barrel of mulkshake*

 

Lazy, do you think Jak will be less angry after this ?

 

*dips him again*