hmm....yeah....I got nothing...

Two corn cobs were walking downtown and the first cob noticed that they were

being followed by another strange cob everywhere they went. The first cob

whispered to the second cob "Don't look know but I think we are being

followed by a stalker"

Two tomatoes were running down the street.  One stops to tie his shoes and yells to the other, "Go on ahead, I'll Ketchup!"

A duck walks into a bar and asks the bartender for corn. The bartender says

"We have no corn, get out of here." So the duck leaves. The next day he

comes back and asks for corn again, and the bartender says "I told you, we

don't have any corn! Get out!" So the duck leaves. The next day he goes in

again and asks for corn, and the bartender says, "For the last time, we

don't have corn! If you ever come back, I'm going to nail those webbed feet

of yours to the floor!" So the duck leaves. The next day the duck comes and

asks, "Do you have any nails?" The bartender says, "No, of course not. Why

would a bar have nails?" The duck then says, "Good. Then can I have some

corn?"

 

A Ham Sandwich walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender replies with "Sorry, we don't serve food here."

What did the baby corn say to the mom corn? Where is my pop corn?!

What do you get when a Unicorn is runover by a Mac truck?

"Creamed" corn.  :P

It's black, it sits in a tree, and when it falls out, the stove will break... What is it?

 

 

 

 

A stove

:D :D :D :D  well played!